Chapter 34
I looked at the huge man writhing in pain, my mind working at full speed. It seemed like a desperate plan, not befitting someone as handsome as me, but desperate circumstances call for desperate measures, even if they are repulsive.
I lifted the huge man's body with difficulty to the door, quickly closing it behind me.
I used what little magic I had left to pull his large arm out of the bathroom door.
When they saw the huge man's hand hanging from the door, they took a step back, drew their weapons, and shouted in unison:
"Get out! "
I narrowed my eyes in despair and sighed. There was no other choice. Do it or get caught again.
I spread the man's legs, used my magic to press on his stomach, and open his anus, then...
BOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!
I pulled everything out of his rear end with force, loudly and disgustingly. I suppressed my feelings of revulsion and laughter at the same time; this was the only solution available to me now.
I began to move his raised fingers. I closed his fingers into a fist while raising his thumb upward. I moved his arm in a ridiculous and sarcastic manner, as if he were a wooden puppet moving with invisible strings, while I made his body defecate forcefully and continued to watch them.
"Uh, we apologize."
"Take your time, we're leaving now."
Theey backed away in embarrassment and disgust, their eyes filled with utter revulsion. They couldn't stand the sound or the smell coming from the bathroom.
Boom!
They slammed the door shut, leaving me alone with the huge, half-dead man. His pulse gradually weakened, and his body began to grow cold.
After they left, I drew on my magical powers to reach my maximum potential, and my frail body collapsed. I thought of a way out of this predicament. I tried to remember everything I could and finally decided to carry out Experiment No. 15.
I had previously found a manuscript that allowed me to imitate someone else's body. It hadn't been useful before, especially when I was looking for a way to die, because the characteristics of my regenerated body remained the same despite my physical structure changing to that of someone else.
So I hadn't paid much attention to it since then but now seemed like the right time to use it. This may be my only chance to get out of here.
I tried to remember the words of the manuscript but to no avail. I paced around the room for minutes, muttering my magic spell:
"Hadi badi krumb zabad gali bali tali malu hali"
I couldn't remember.
"Hadi badi krumb zabadi gali bali tali malu hali."
It didn't work.
"Hadi badi krumb zabadi gali bali tali malu hali."
I stopped walking when I felt a faint memory approaching me and quickly touched it.
"I remembered it!"
"I really love this wonderful spell."
I felt a strange happiness, almost ridiculous given how bad the situation was.
I sighed and muttered:
"What young man in his prime forgets something so simple? "
After thinking about it for a moment, I stopped blaming myself. After all, I had been beheaded twice! It was perfectly normal to forget a few things or have my memory go blank.