In Hueco Mundo, there's only one rule for every Hollow:
Fight. Eat. Survive.
It's a brutal world where the strong devour the weak, and the only law is power.
Except for me.
I'm not normal. I follow my own sacred rule:
Sleep. Do something stupid. Somehow survive.
And so far? It works.
Today, while other Hollows were clawing each other apart, I woke up half-buried in the sand. Only my giant Gillian mask poked out of the pale dunes.
I stretched my huge arms with a low, rumbling groan.
"GRUOOOOOOHHHHH…"
(Translation: Ah… what a beautiful night… again.)
The ever-present eternal night stretched overhead like usual.
No sun, no stars. Just endless darkness.
Honestly, I don't know if it's been a day, a week, or a year since I got stuck like this.
But hey — time means nothing to a Hollow.
Today's idiot plan?
Challenge the sky again.
I raised one long arm dramatically toward the heavens.
"ROOOOAAAAAAHHH!!!"
(Translation: I, the Great Idiot Gillian, declare war upon the endless night sky!!)
Of course, the sky didn't answer.
[SYSTEM NOTICE: +250 EP for 'Pointless Declaration of War']
Perfect start.
Next, I decided to build a bone throne.
I gathered discarded Hollow mask fragments and stacked them up, plopping my massive Gillian butt on top.
The whole thing instantly collapsed.
"GUUUOOOHHH…"
(Translation: As expected.)
[SYSTEM NOTICE: +310 EP for 'Failing to Build Worthless Throne']
Not done yet, I dragged some cracked bones and set them upright, then began blowing into them like musical flutes.
No sound came out, except for eerie, horrible wind-like howls.
"GRUOOOOOOOOOHHH!!"
(Translation: Behold, my Hueco Mundo Symphony No. 1!!)
[SYSTEM NOTICE: +400 EP for 'Creating Useless Noise Pollution']
A few passing Hollows glanced my way. Some backed off.
Others just ignored me like I was some walking bad omen.
Good.
Better alone.
This is my life.
Other Hollows fight, devour, and claw their way up the food chain.
I sleep, I act like an idiot, and somehow… I keep surviving.
I don't know if it's the System's fault or my own weird luck.
But my EP meter now reads:
[CURRENT EP: 21,860 / 1,000,000]
One idiotic step at a time, closer to becoming the dumbest Adjuchas ever.
And I wouldn't have it any other way.