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Mystery and Morons

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Mystery and more morons
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Chapter 1 - Who is Tom Bombadil?

All Blues like his jacket, which merry fellow wears the jacket blue? Tom Bombadil is who. Master of none but The Master still. Fadoodle singer, Farctate as a Feak, F is for Fantastic. That is Tom, Eldest in the Old Forest. Fantastik beyond the Old, Tom the Fantastik is he. He knows the New World beyond the Old Forest does Tom, a New World where Music is still lord. That is Tom. Bombadil still, Tom is the Pure Math that the clean English doomsayer needs. Doom's the name but not the Mount, MF extends a request for some Math. MF Doom gets his Math, Pure Math, and he injects it twice. Two like one-two, Anti matter and Rap Snitch Knishes have Tom too. Two like one-two, Anti matter and Rap Snitch Knishes are class A with a + too. Fantastic two, Tom is Fantastik too. Mr Fantastik to you too.