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āļø THE REBELLION: UNDERGROUND HQ - BASEMENT OF "THE BLOODIED BOAR" š
Low light. Wood creaks. Magic scarred walls covered in maps, chalk markings, and anti royal graffiti. Dozens of weapons hang from hooks. Mages mutter incantations. Shifters clean blades with religious care.
Thousands gather flooding in from all over the realm. But at the heart of it? The ones who'll lead the charge.
š„ ZAIYA BLOODRAGE - Rebellion Leader
Age: 42
Species: Fae-Panther Hybrid
Power: Shadowmeld & Elemental Lightning
Description: Towering 6'2 goddess of destruction. Crimson dreadlocks. Silver piercings. Scars down both arms.
Personality: Commanding. Brutal. Strategic AF. Will gut you with a smile.
Notable Quote:
"I don't want their heads. I want their fucking crowns."
š§Ø BARRIK STONEVEIN - Second in Command
Age: 39
Species: Dwarf-Shifter Hybrid
Power: Earth Splitter + Explosive Runes
Description: Thick as a boulder. Arms like tree trunks. Missing a few teeth but somehow hotter for it.
Personality: Grumpy, sarcastic, loyal. Will blow shit up first and ask questions never.
Notable Quote:
"Who needs finesse when you have C-4 enchanted bricks?"
š„ KAZRA "THE RED BITCH" VORALIS - Rebellion General
Age: ???
Species: Unknown (Rumored to be hellspawn)
Power: Fire manipulation, blood contracts, banshee scream
Description: Slender. Red-haired. Eyes like lava. Dresses like a vampire dominatrix and fights like one too.
Personality: Flirty. Unhinged. Dangerous. Has killed for less than a bad haircut.
Notable Quote:
"The queen once looked at me wrong. Her castle's next."
š”ļø NICO & NIMRA - Twin Rogue Scouts
Age: 21
Species: Elf Fox shifter hybrids
Power: Invisibility when touching & teleportation
Description: Identical white haired twins with wicked smiles and way too many knives
Personality: Mischievous, charming, deadly. One talks too much, the other barely at all.
Notable Banter:
Nico: "Rhiannan's hot."
Nimra: just nods while twirling a dagger
š MOTHER TAZZHRA - Seer & Poison Mistress
Age: Unknown (old as fuck)
Species: Naga Priestess
Power: Poison crafting, foresight, venom magic
Description: 12 foot long coiled beauty with a permanent smirk and rows of tattoos
Personality: Sinister Grandma Vibes. Gives hugs and poison cookies.
Notable Quote:
"The king's mind is rotting. Just like the meat I fed him last time we met."
š·š„ THE TOAST š·š„
Zaiya slams her mug onto the table, ale sloshing over her knuckles.
"To the Six. To the fucking Pentacle. And to the chaos that's coming."
Barrik: "May their blades stay sharp..."
Kazra: "...and their enemies stay flammable."
Nico: "And may I get a peek at that dragon king's..."
Nimra: throws knife that lands perfectly in wall next to him
Mo (from a projection crystal): "Tell my goddess I still got that banana. š"
The rebellion ROARS. Cups clank. Magic pulses through the floor like a heartbeat. War is brewing, and the world better be ready.
The glowing sigils on the Six's wristbands flared to life as a shimmering blue holographic projection formed above the carved stone table. A flicker. A hum. And then the heads and shoulders of six rebellion leaders appeared in crackling light.
ZAIYA BLOODRAGE stood in the center of the hologram. Her crimson dreadlocks were pulled back into a war braid, lightning crackling behind her in the background like it was just another Tuesday.
"So," she said, smirking. "You gods and monsters finally ready to shake hands with the riffraff?"
RHIANNAN crossed her arms, her eyebrow arched. "You call this riffraff? You're prettier than I expected. I figured a rebellion leader would be missing more teeth."
BARRIK STONEVEIN leaned forward, a tankard of something strong in hand. "Oi, some of us are missing teeth, thank you very much. Doesn't mean we can't knock yours out too."
KAZRA VORALIS licked her lips. "Careful, dwarf. I like it when they fight back."
LIAM snorted. "Please stop flirting during a war council. I can't tell if I'm aroused or in danger."
SABLE: "Could be both."
MO the monkey ran across the table, waving his banana in the air. "I like the red haired one! She looks mean. I bet she smells like brimstone and heartbreak."
KAZRA: "You're damn right, fuzzy. Want a ride on my shoulder when we storm the gates?"
MO: gasps "This is the best day of my life."
NICO popped into view, upside down, hanging from something off screen. "You guys are fun. No wonder Faenet worships you."
NIMRA (from the background): "Stop talking, Nico."
ZAIYA: "Enough games. We've got inside men in the royal guard. Scouts in the sky. And our spies say something nasty's brewing in the Bone Forest. We've been waiting for the signal. You planning to let us help or are you still trying to play lone goddess?"
RHIANNAN sighed. "I don't like needing help. But I'm not stupid. We're not just walking into a cursed forest, we're walking into a trap. You have warriors who believe in this cause? Then yeah. Let's coordinate."
KAELEB nodded. "We've got map intel, guard rotations, and at least three royals that want our heads on pikes."
DAX (off-screen): "Make that four. My ex just joined the royal guard."
EVERYONE: groans
GRATH leaned into the frame from the wolf pack's side. "What can your people actually do?"
ZAIYA: "Tactics. Misdirection. Magic sabotage. Barrik blows shit up, Kazra burns things down, and I make people disappear. Nicely or not."
KAZRA: "And I whisper nightmares into nobles' dreams."
LIAM: "I knew someone gave the Queen night sweats."
RHIANNAN grinned. "You're really all crazy. I love it."
BARRIK: "We've been following your chaos trail since day one, goddess. You light the fire, we'll fan it."
SABLE growled low. "But if any of you betray her, I'll feed you your own entrails."
MO: "...AFTER we cut them into little shapes! Like stars!"
NICO: "He's joking, right?"
NIMRA: "No."
ZAIYA nodded. "We're uploading encrypted troop plans, diversion strategies, and communication points to Sasha now. You'll have eyes on every rebellion faction before sundown."
SASHA (from the wall speakers): "Already done, you glorious psychos."
RHIANNAN: "Guess it's official. The rebellion walks with us."
ZAIYA raised her mug. "To gods. To monsters. And to burning down the throne."
ALL...Cheers. End holo call.