"So I'm dead."
{Yup}
"How? I went to sleep in my bed last night."
{Electrical fire}
"Then why don't I remember it? On second thought I don't want to." The stands around seemingly not pressed about the whole ordeal.
{You don't seem upset}
"All I did was wake up go to work. I didn't have any friends. The only thing I did like was Star Wars and Disney went and fucked that up, so ain't much for me to be sad about."
{nothing at all}
"Hmm… I never got to kill Adam Smasher. I was supposed to get David's 'get back', at least Lucy and Falco got out."
{what if I could send you there?}
"Cyberpunk?" The man shakes his head. "I'm good. I don't really wanna be. A cog in the ma-"
{No, Star Wars}
"H-huh," now that got his attention "what do you mean? I can be a Jedi?"
{You could be whatever you wanted}
The man thinks for a moment, "could I chose when in the timeline I go? If so then I know where I want to go."
{that's fine, you've kinda been absorbing my realm's energy since you got here, and I need it back so I can trade you for it}
"Hmmm…. Okay so I wanna be born as Anakin adopted brother, adopted by a pregnant Shmi at after being separated from my slave mother at 4 years old." The man pauses then continues "have me regain my memory 1 month after we're… bought by Watto."
{Easy enough}
"I wanna be force sensitive, not to the level of Anakin. If he was 22000 make me like 20000, can't have that chosen one status change."
{I would have given you that anyway}
"Thanks, but I had to make sure."
{Cautious, smart}
Ignoring that comment the man continues "force stealth, to hide from other force sensitives. And a Revan holocron."
{Your gonna have to wait for that}
"I can wait. Can I chose my name?"
{Go for it}
"Devrin Skywalker"
{Well goodby Devrin. You had some energy left over so I gave you a present.}
"Present?"
{May the force be with you}