So, I've been watching this movie called Ask Me Whatever You Want.
Honestly, I'm only five minutes in, and let me tell you, it's basically porn, and it's so good. I'm not even kidding. I love it.
Like, seriously, go watch it. I don't care what you're doing right now, just stop and go watch it because it's amazing.
But here's the thing: I have the attention span of a gnat. I haven't even gotten past those first five minutes yet.
The movie's already giving major Fifty Shades of Grey vibes, which, let's be real, can't be topped. And that's probably why it's feeling predictable to me.
You know what else gave me those vibes? 365 Days. Oh my God, that movie. Look, I know some people are obsessed with it, but I skipped most of the sex scenes.
They were just... unnecessary. Like, the movie was already spicy enough without them trying so hard. I mean, I love a good sex scene, don't get me wrong, but those? Nope. They were fake as hell.
Honestly, 365 Days had such a great plot and tension going on, and then the sex scenes just ruined it. I couldn't even give them a chance.
Zero out of ten. I didn't bother watching more than five minutes, and I sure as hell didn't watch part two. I heard the plot for the second movie, and I was like, "Nope, that's it. You've officially ruined it."
The first part of 365 Days?
That ending was amazing. But then they just had to mess it all up with part two.
Like, why? Just why?