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Chapter 21 - Chapter 20: School? heck no! (part 4)

Juni's Pov.

Juni had entered his new classroom, but to his surprise, the teacher of that class was absent.

-Kid1: "Ayo, we've got a new kid!"

-Juni: "Hey everyone, I am Juni, and I always question myself about death...I am also a very energetic person, and I am very smart!"

-Narrator: "says the one who can't spell congratulations."

All the kids stay silent.

-Kid2: "ok"

-Kid3: "Relatable"

-Kid4: "Welcome to the class."

-Juni: "Yappie!"

Juni takes a seat at half the speed of sound.

-Juni: "So what are we doing?"

-Kid5: "We have science now, but the teacher is absent."

-Juni: "I see..."

Cut out to Juni trying to learn more about death.

-Kid6: "BRO...I wanna participate too!"

-Juni: "Then come in!"

A lot of others join Juni.

-Kid7: "This is super fun!"

-Juni: "Shhh... It's starting"

Death has come for them.

-Death: "Your time has come-"

The kids are taking selfies.

-Death: "wha-"

Juni jumps on it.

-Juni: "Hey, Mister Death! Happy to see you!"

-Death: "Huh?!"

June examines Death in every detail.

-Death: "Wait a minute, I am here because your time is up-"

-Juni: "Oh, shut up. About that, I have plot armor, it's no big deal."

-Death: "w-what? plot armor??"

-Juni: "Yes-"

Death has left the place and left a paper.

-Juni: "Where did he go? What is that?"

-Paper: (I am quitting!)

-Juni: "Ohh...at least there won't be death in this book anymore"

Later on, in chemistry class.

-Author: "chemistry class for 9-year-olds, I am a genius!"

Cut out to the class.

-Teacher: "Seems like we've got a new student, what's your name?"

-Juni: "I am Juni!"

-Teacher: "Juni! That's a great name! Do you know anything about chemistry?"

-Juni: "Do I? I think the answer is obvious."

-Teacher: "Hm?"

Juni goes to make some potion- uh, some chemicals.

-Juni: "Look at this, everyone!"

Juni makes a random kid drink it.

-Kid: "Ayo, what did you make me drink?"

-Juni: "Just wait a moment."

The kid waited a moment.

-Kid: "Nothing is happenin- ow ow, what the?"

The kid's skin is turning yellow.

-Juni: "Behold...the Titan potion!"

The kid grows and gets bulked up.

-Teacher: "Why does he look like the Hulk?"

The kid, despite being all bulked up, starts acting like a baby.

-Juni: "Oh, that's the side effects".

-Teacher: "Alright, approved!!"

Later on, in philosophy class.

-Author: "Philosophy for 9-year-olds, I am a genius!"

Cut to the class.

-Teacher: "Ah, it appears that a novel entity has graced our intellectual sanctuary with its presence. Might I inquire as to the appellation by which your being is designated within the intricate tapestry of existence?"

-Juni: "U-uh, well, it's... It's Juni. And, um, yeah, I guess you could say I tend to find my footing, like, pretty quickly, no matter, uh, you know, the particular... the particular circumstances that happen to, uh, well, to be presenting themselves at any given moment."

-Teacher: "Ah, Juni, a most intriguing appellation. Now, tell me, young scholar, has the profound enigma that is the cessation of corporeal existence, that ultimate transition from being to non-being, ever piqued the inquisitive nature of your burgeoning intellect? Have you perhaps pondered the metaphysical implications inherent in the finite nature of our earthly sojourn?"

-Juni: "...[too long, Author is lazy, narrator ain't paid enough]..."

-Teacher: "Indeed, Juni, your reflections upon this profound subject have left me in a state of considerable intellectual astonishment. The depth of your insight is truly... remarkable for one of your... tenure. I confess, I am quite taken aback by the acuity of your nascent philosophical sensibilities. It would appear, young scholar, that we may have a most promising intellect in our midst."

-Juni: "yep!"

Everyone claps for Juni.

At the end of the day, Juni joins Riku and the others.

End of chapter.

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