All I wanted was to fix a wall.
Just a normal wall. Mosscrete, trench-side, slightly cratered from where the last mana bolt had screamed through it and turned three support beams into compost.
A reasonable request. A straightforward task.
So of course the system had opinions.
[Rebuild Identified – Eligible Structure Detected]
[Enhancement Options Available – Select Upgrade Path?]
[Option 1: Heroic Bastion of Flame-Earned Resolve]
[Option 2: Forgotten Memorial of Those Who Probably Died Here]
[Option 3: Cracked Wall (No Title)]
I selected option three.
The system froze for a moment, as if disappointed.
Then pinged again.
[Option 3 Selected – Assigning Default Tag: 'Pending Cultural Significance']
[Would You Like to Add Flavor Text? Y/N]
I whispered very calmly at the interface.
"No. I would not."
[Flavor Text Queued Anyway – Enjoy!]
---