Chapter 1: I Slept Through My Awakening Ceremony
featuring Ash Wynn's lazy but hilarious introduction to the magic academy world.
I wasn't born special.I wasn't chosen.And I definitely wasn't blessed.Well… that's what everyone thinks.
My name's Ash Wynn, and I'm just your average background extra in this magical world full of warriors, heroes, and dragons.
At least, that's what I tell people.
BANG BANG BANG!
"ASH WYNN!! GET UP!! IT'S YOUR AWAKENING CEREMONY!!"
A muffled voice pounded through my dorm door. I blinked.
"…Awakening what?" I mumbled, sitting up, hair sticking out like a mop.
I glanced at the enchanted wall clock.9:56 AM.
The Awakening Ceremony started at 9:00.
"…Oh."I yawned.
Guess I slept through it.
After slipping on my wrinkled academy robe, I lazily stumbled out of the dorm room, toast half-bitten in my mouth. The hallway was empty—everyone was already at the Grand Hall.
"Should I even go…?" I muttered, biting the rest of the toast. "Nah, they probably won't notice I'm missing."
I turned around to go back to bed.
And then I tripped.
Over nothing.
"Whoa—!"
I slammed face-first into a statue near the hallway corner. The stone pedestal wobbled… and crashed.
A weird marble orb rolled out from inside the broken statue. It shimmered with soft blue light and pulsed like a heartbeat.
"…The hell is this?"
A loud magical ding! echoed.A floating panel appeared before my eyes.
[Hidden Relic Discovered: Eye of Fortune]Passive Skill Unlocked: Absurd Luck (SSS-Rank)This skill cannot be removed.May the odds always be in your favor.
I blinked. "...Huh?"
Just then, a group of professors came running in.
"Who activated the relic?!"
"What?! That orb has been sealed for 300 years!"
"There's no way a student triggered it by accident!"
They all looked at me.
Toast still hanging from my mouth. Eyes half-open. Bedhead.
"Who... are you?" one of them whispered.
I scratched my cheek. "Uh… Ash Wynn. Extra class."
Dead silence.
Then:BAM!
A bolt of lightning struck outside the window. Dramatic timing. Very unnecessary.
"I... I should probably go now." I turned and casually walked away.
Behind me, one of the professors muttered, "Did… did the Eye of Fortune just choose a background extra?"
And that's how my day started.
I missed my ceremony.I broke a statue.And apparently, I got a skill that shouldn't exist.
But really, I just want to go back to bed.
All this hero stuff?Yeah. That's someone else's problem.