"I'd rather watch a thousand YouTube ads than keep working this crappy job!" I blurted out without thinking, ignoring the surprised looks from my coworkers.
I was taking one of those quizzes on my phone that claimed to tell you what kind of cake you'd be if you were a dessert, and honestly, it was the most exciting thing that had happened all day.
Man, I wish I could invite a cute girl to share a cake with me. I imagined how she'd feed me a bite… and how I'd feed her one too.
Just as the result was about to pop up on the screen, my boss's voice cut through my important research:
"Get out of here! The shift's over! And that includes anyone playing on their phone instead of working…"
They caught me.
Well, looks like I'm a carrot cake.