Chapter 2
While I'm burning, I pulled out a smartphone, I brought it after my reincarnation.
Is it really reincarnation though? I think it was transmigration because I took over this bozo's body.
I striked a pose while my body burned brightly, my long white hair flowed through the wind, my blue eyes gaze into the flames and gently caressed its face.
"You're so hot…" I said while giving the fire—The Look.
My expression softened as I spoke again, "You're like the sun, your beauty blinded me."
The flame's heart suddenly fluttered and it began to blush like an anime girl struck by cupid.
"R-Really?" The fire replied, now it took the form of an anime girl and surprisingly it looked very very pretty.
"You look cute." I said with my face just a few inches from the flame girl, while inwardly I thought of how much the flame girl was my type (I haven't seen a girl that isn't my type :3) and I'd smash her.
"Now, hottie, can you stop burning the village cuz I'm worried you wouldn't have enough fuel to burn in my heart." I said as I brought her closer to me through her waist.
The flame girl's face turned brighter and brighter, "Stop it~" she said playfully.
"What? Did I make Miss sunny over here so wet that she will die? Or is it because I almost gave you a heart attack?" I grabbed her chin and pulled her face near mine.
The fire disappeared in an instant, then I looked at her and instantly I kissed her on the lips.
After a few minutes, I let go and turned around to see my flabbergasted family and I waved at them casually.
"Wassup, mom, dad, brother, sister, other brother, other brother, other brother, other brother, other brother, other brother, other sister, other brother, other sister, Jacob the dog, other sister, other sister, other brother, you came back early." I said while pointing at each of them.
Jacob the dog walked on its four legs forward and dapped me, he is my pal, from my previous life, he is an eldritch god that has its true name being [Al'OthuaBunyuoptiQuavoch''KhbunubilKalogd'Geryon"Bulintaggge'Okyan], I call him Jefferson the son of Jefferson and the grandson of Jefferson or in short Nebula Germany.
"Alright, fire's gone, I'll be going to train my magic in the forest frfr." I said casually as I got flinged into the forest at 0.0000000012 the speed of snail.
"Fun fact, did you know snail speed is actually faster than light because speed of light is SOL and speed of snail is sos and sos is the signal for help hence you can ask the help of Robert and make you go faster than me who is faster than you." I said while slowly spinning towards the forest and suddenly accelerating at an incredible speed (it's at least faster than a house).
My family stared at my disappearing figure with confusion etched on their face, "What did he just say? Ef Are Ef Are? What the hell?"
Jacob the dog then using his dog magic fixed the village but everyone is fucking dead so yeah.
Now back to my situation, I'm currently on top of a mountain, a pretty tall mountain, I am currently meditating.
I felt something smacking my cranium, I opened my eyes to see the moon scratching the top of my head and when I touched the spot, it turned out it had become bald.
I let out a small tear and then continue meditating to create my first magic circle.
In this world, there is an omnipotent energy called Mana, it has no defined property or nature and can do anything and also transform into practically anything.
I am currently practicing a Mana Meditation Technique called the Seven Star of Unbounded Blue—a basic meditation technique that I stole from a corpse that fell from the sky.
The methods are simple, I need to absorb mana from every single opening in my body, mind and soul, and then circulate them thoroughly along my mana veins and then make them condensed throughout my meridians.
After that, I need to create an 'orbit' around my heart, and then stabilize it, then in that orbit I create a circle of mana that spin around that orbit which would passively purify and reinforce my absorbed mana.
It took the shape of a simple star I used to draw as a child.
Anyway, it just took around 5 minutes for my first magic circle, so I'm a 1st-Circle Magician now!
I stood up then accidentally knocked my head against the moon.
Honestly, I forgot about that.
I crouched and launched a simple fireball spell to the sun.
I pour 99.99% of my whole mana into this fireball, this fireball is created through my own unique spell, it also collects mana along the way.
It slowly moves towards the sun, it starts at the size of a human head, then gradually it begins to accelerate as its size exponentially increases until it reaches the sun and quickly devours it.
A huge eye appeared on the new 'sun' as it looked directly at earth.
That's cool.
I rolled down the mountain, and then cast teleportation magic to get transported back to the village.
I walked into my house and saw my family talking with my extremely hot girlfriend.
I quickly sat beside her and put my arms over her shoulder before pulling her closer with a smirk on my face.
"Oh, by the way, I am a 1st-Circle Magician, now. I'm literally the GOAT." I said with my thumbs pointed at my face.
Time passed by as me and my unbelievably beautiful and hot girlfriend cooked up a meal together, the ingredients were a Giant Boar and a Basilisk that I killed just a few minutes ago.
"Isn't a Giant Boar a D-Class Monster, and a Basilisk a B-Class Monster? A 1st-Circle Magician should only be able to contend against F and E-Class Monster." My bespectacled brother spoke, he has been a monster nerd since I remember.
"I'm literally built different my brother, so sybau." I said with a mouth full of boar meat.
"Es Wai Bi Aa Uu? The fuck? Is that an ancient language or something?"
The Ranks of Monsters are like this:
F-Class: Something still manageable by a normal human.
E-Class: Something dangerous to even exceptionally strong humans but still can actually be defeated with enough preparation and weaponry.
D-Class: Virtually almost completely impossible to be defeated by a normal human.
C-Class: Probably can destroy a large area of land.
B-Class: Threat to a large kingdom.
A-Class: Threat to an Empire.
S-Class: Basically a living calamity.
And anything above is something no ordinary magician would ever be able to fight against.
In terms of Magician:
1st-Circle = F/E-Class
2nd-Circle = E/D-Class
3rd-Circle = C-Class
4th-Circle = B-Class
5th-Circle = A-Class
6~9th Circle = A+ Class (Greater than baseline A but lesser than S)
10~11th+ Circle = S~SS+ Class