Just because I happened to look your way a bit longer in the crowd,
two quests came up all of a sudden.
Both of them had a Hashirama cell fragment as their reward.
No idea what exactly triggered these quests with the System.
The Main Quest was understandable—after all, Tsunade really was a heavyweight character in the Naruto world.
But when he'd met Obito and Rin earlier, why hadn't any Main or Side Quests appeared?
Obito and Rin were definitely key characters in the entire Naruto storyline!
One became the main villain;
the other was the person who caused Obito to become the main villain.
So why didn't meeting them trigger any quests?
Yoncher raised his eyebrows.
Actually, even without this Main Quest appearing, he would've sought out Tsunade eventually.
Right now he had neither Hashirama cells nor Mangekyō Sharingan. Danzo was already keeping a close eye on him, and to top it off, he had Orochimaru's cursed seal too.
Therefore, he felt extremely unsafe.
As someone who'd transmigrated into this world, possessing plot foreknowledge as an overpowered advantage, Yoncher knew everyone else's fate from the story—but not his own.
Who could say for sure that he wouldn't end up as cannon fodder in just a couple days?
Even if he survived for now, there was still a high chance he'd become cannon fodder during next year's Third Great Ninja War.
Take his neighbor Momiji Uchiha for example. Momiji Uchiha usually acted cold and spoke little, yet right after Yoncher awakened in this world, he'd immediately received Emotional Value contributions from her.
And the name "Momiji Uchiha" didn't seem to exist in the original work.
From Yoncher's memory, Momiji's talent wasn't bad at all.
Yet such a talented Uchiha clan member never even got a proper appearance in the original story. Chances were she'd be completely wiped out on the battlefield long before Itachi's Uchiha Massacre, then forgotten forever.
Under these circumstances, finding a powerful patron within the village became extremely important.
Within Konoha, Tsunade was indeed the top choice for such patronage.
As the granddaughter of Hashirama Senju and a princess of the Senju Clan,
a disciple of the Third Hokage and one of the Sannin,
with Tsunade's protective nature, if he truly became her student, Danzo would probably keep a lower profile.
Thoughts raced quickly through Yoncher's mind.
He slightly tilted his head toward Obito, who was currently fawning over Rin, and waved him over: "Hey you, come here for a second."
"What?" Obito walked over impatiently.
Yoncher said, "Obito, let's make a bet. I dare do something you won't dare."
Obito sneered, "Anything! Whatever you dare to do, I'll do too! And things you don't dare to do, I still will!"
"Really? I don't believe it!" Yoncher feigned surprise. "I wouldn't dare to eat shit, would you?"
Obito: "…."
Everyone around them: "…."
"So stop bragging like that," said Yoncher. "Let's bet five hundred taels on it, and give the money to Asuma. No taking it back."
"Tch, who's afraid of whom? What kind of bet is this anyway?" Obito snorted as he took out his money.
Rin Nohara tried to talk him out of it, but how could she possibly stop him?
Yoncher also put out 500 taels. He placed his money together with Obito's into Asuma's hands.
Asuma: "()"
"Hey, speak up!" Obito impatiently said, "What are we betting on anyway?"
Yoncher calmly said, "We bet to see who dares flirt with Tsunade-sama."
Asuma trembled slightly, nearly dropping the money in his hands.
All the surrounding classmates were shocked as well.
This guy Uchiha Yoncher, had he gone crazy?
"I haven't taken any wrong medicine, nor am I insane! Why would I gamble with you about something like this!" Obito almost stamped his foot in frustration.
"You see, you're already scared," Yoncher coldly sneered. "Didn't you just say you'd do anything I dared to?"
"But—"
"There's no but about it. Look, Tsunade-sama is coming over. Just say whether you dare or not. If you don't dare, then next time when you see me, bow your head!"
R-R-Rin, look at this kid — as timid as a mouse and as cowardly as a pig!
"You! Who are you calling timid as a mouse and cowardly as a pig?"
"I'm talking about you."
"Bastard!"
At this moment, Kakashi with white hair popped out: "Obito, if you're too afraid to compete, just admit you're a coward already."
Yoncher was stunned: "Where did you come from all of sudden?"
Obito's face turned red with anger: "Fine, let's do it!"
Asuma finally spoke up: "Yoncher-kun, I think we should avoid doing something like this—"
Yoncher stopped Asuma from continuing: "Asuma, stay out of this. I just want to teach him a lesson."
Obito clenched his teeth: "You made the bet, you go first!"
Everyone looked toward Yoncher.
Yoncher whistled and waved at Tsunade who was walking by: "Beauty, wanna date?"
In a flash, all nearby male students ran off.
Kakashi ran fastest.
Meanwhile, Rin Nohara, Kurenai Yuhi, and several other girls blushed, stepping aside while pretending not to know Uchiha Yoncher.
"Has he gone completely mad?"
"He actually whistled at Tsunade-sama! How could he say such things to her!"
"Does he want to die?"
"Oh no, oh no! I heard Tsunade-sama has [Monstrous Strength Technique]. Even Jiraiya-sama once suffered broken ribs from her punch!"
"Get away! Don't let his trouble drag us down!"
Peeking from around a nearby wall corner, Kakashi, Obito, and the others poked their heads out nervously but excitedly, watching the scene unfold.
Tsunade glanced sideways at Yoncher and forcefully gestured with her hand: "Not interested! Scram!"
Uchiha Yoncher: "Well then, goodnight."
Tsunade paused: "It's clearly morning time!"
Yoncher sighed dramatically: "Now that I failed to charm you, my whole world's fallen into darkness in an instant!"
Rin and the others' faces grew even redder.
Shizune, who followed close behind Tsunade, also blushed.
Not far away secretly watching, Uchiha Momiji rolled her eyes involuntarily.
"Whose unfortunate child is this?" Tsunade turned toward Shizune.
Shizune shyly replied, "He's Uchiha Yoncher, older brother of Uchiha Shisui."
"This guy's completely shameless! Too audacious! Tsunade-sama, please ignore him!"
"Shisui's elder brother?"
Tsunade couldn't help but glance at Yoncher again before preparing to leave.
Yoncher immediately spoke up, "Tsunade-sama, let's make a bet."
"Peng peng peng!"
Tsunade darted over in a flash, "What kind of bet?"
Shizune: "..."
The others: "..."
Yoncher led Tsunade a short distance away before whispering, "Within three minutes, if you can't defeat me, become my teacher and teach me ninjutsu."
"Three minutes?" Tsunade smirked, "Brat, have you even graduated from the ninja academy yet? Just how many jutsus do you think you know?"
If this had been said by Shisui Uchiha, she would have thought nothing of it.
After all, Shisui Uchiha was the number one genius of the Uchiha clan. At barely over eight years old, he already possessed the [Single-Tomoe Sharingan].
Even for her, beating the current Shisui within three minutes would still take some effort.
But
Yoncher grinned, "Looks like Tsunade-sama is feeling nervous and doesn't dare to bet with me."
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