Once upon a time....
There was a King called Remus and his brother called Severus. They both had a mother called Minerva who was the Queen Mother.
Now at that time the King was getting ready to go on a long war called the War of Voldemort. Now before the king went off to war he asked his brother Severus if he could watch over his kingdom while he was gone and Severus accepted. As the King was asking his brother to watch his kingdom the king's sheriff Sirius Black approach the King and asked if he could go with. The King said yes. He then asked his brother to find another sheriff.
As this was going on there was a nobleman named Daniel Granger and he has a beautiful daughter named Hermione. As he was getting ready to join the king, his governess turned handmaiden named Poppy Pomfrey who was looking for his daughter. She was getting to the age where she could become the queen mother's Lady. She was almost ready all Poppy had to do was to fix Hermione's hair which was as bushy as can be.
In a far meadow there was a young man named Harry Potter and he was the son of the huntsman named James Potter who also the King's best friend. He was practicing drawing his wand against a willow tree but someone kept pulling the hood of his robe over his eyes. Harry discovered that it was his childhood friend Hermione who kept pulling the hood.
They wrestled and tussled like they used to do as kids but they got caught by non other than Poppy Pomfrey Hermione's handmaiden. Poppy scolded Hermione and told her that her father was waiting at the manor ready to join the King.
So Hermione went with her father to join the King and her father asked the Queen Mother to watch out for his daughter for she had no mother. The Queen Mother accepted and took his daughter into her arms.
Then the King asked the Lord Archbishop Albus Dumbledore to ask if magic could blessed this crusade. The archbishop did as the King asked and the King rode off to war.
Little did the King know that his brother was a bad lemon meaning he was going to try to overthrow him For Severus did indeed find a new sheriff, it was his best friend Lucius Malfoy, who was just as bad as Severus. Now the Prince and the new sheriff in order to find new duels men for their gang, they held a dueling competition and the prize was a golden replica of a sniget- (a mythical golden bird that went extinct). Only the best duelers will qualify for their gang.
Now Harry Potter and his father competed in this competition but not only did Harry win but he gave his prize to Hermione.
The prince and the new sheriff offered ( ordered) the duels men who made the shot at 100ft by wand point to join their gang , but Harry and his father refused to join. So as they were walking home one of the new recruits shot the killing curse at James Potter in the back and killed him. Harry in retaliation shot a cutting curse at the new recruit and killed him. As they were pursuing him , Harry ran off into the Forbidden Forest where they could not follow. That day on Harry was known as Harry Good and his men was known as the golden men.
Now the sheriff's taxes were overwhelming the people and they were reduced to stealing and poaching just to survive. Now word came to Harry Good and his golden men that there was need in the town square and that the sheriff and his men were torturing a man by putting a hippogriff hide that the man had killed and was riding brooms and stunning the man with stinging hexes.
As Harry's men were doctoring the man up, word came that a man was waiting at the bridge. Harry did not know if this man was friend or foe. He soon discovered that this man was called Hagrid Tiny and he wants to join him.
They tussled on that bridge and in the end Hagrid Tiny won. Then Harry blew his hunting horn and his golden men came led by his cousin Neville Longbottem.
Now Neville asked if Hagrid Tiny wanted to join them and he said yes but when they went to christen him, Hagrid refused so they tossed him into the river. From that day forward Hagrid Tiny was known as Tiny Hagrid.
Harry mentioned that he wished they had a holy man to tend to their body and souls. Then Hagrid said there's one not far called The Fat Friar but he rather break them then mend them.
In London news has reached the Queen Mother that King Remus has been captured by death eaters and wants a ransom of 5,000,000 galleons. It is up to the Queen Mother and the Archbishop to raise the money to free the King.
Meanwhile Prince Severus and his sheriff Lucius Malfoy refused to donate one knut to the plight of the king saying Harry Good and his men kept them poor.
Unbeknownst to them Hermione snuck off to where Harry was and told them what the Prince and sheriff said and got the money that Harry and his me was going to give to the poor and brought it to the Queen Mother and Archbishop.
The Prince and the sheriff said the King wouldn't want blood money of thieves. So one of the townsmen who was actually Harry Good said "where was the sheriff's gift?" So the sheriff gave nigh 1200 in silver sickles but he hope to Merlin that he could give more. Someone in the crowd who once again was Harry Good in disguised as a townsmen said " Merlin has heard you high sheriff" as his men who also were in disguise brought out all the tax money to they had to the Archbishop who said "Merlin be thanked."
That night the Prince and his sheriff conspiracied to get their treasure back by having some of the sheriff's men disguise themselves as Harry's men to rob the high Queen Mother and Archbishop, but only one problem... Hermione saw all of Harry's men and could alert the Queen Mother. So they sent for Hermione telling her that the Archbishop wanted to see her. When she got there, they threw her into one of the dungeon cells. Then they told the Queen Mother and the Archbishop that she ran off into the Forbidden Forest to see Harry Good.
The next day the sheriff and the Prince put their plan into place but hidden in the trees was one of Harry's men named Ron Weasley was watching them and shot off some sparks to warn Harry and his men about the coming trouble.
They raced the rescue for the Queen Mother and Archbishop was in danger.
The Queen Mother thought that these were Harry's men but Harry said that these were no men of his. Then Hagrid dragged a man over and asked if he was a man of ours and the man said "No". Then Hagrid asked "whose man are you?" To the Queen Mother's surprise the man answer was the sheriff. Then the Archbishop made the connection and said who serves Prince Severus.
The the Queen Mother turned to Harry and said that he was a sly rouge and that she forgives him for stealing her Lady Hermione away again but Harry said that he's not seen her. The Queen Mother said that Hermione was seen wearing a page's clothes headed to the Forbidden Forest! Then the Archbishop said at least that was what Prince Severus told you.
The Queen Mother was frantic and said that they must go back but the Archbishop disagreed and said that their first duty was to the King. The Queen Mother argued back by saying she has a duty to Hermione. Then Harry said "Nay, My Lady! Let me!
So they flew back to the castle disguised as the sheriff's men and caught the surprise of sheriff and the Prince. They forced them by wand point to the dungeons where Lady Hermione was. They rescued Hermione and pushed the Prince and locked the dungeon door.
Then they forced the sheriff to lower the drawbridge by several discendos. Then Harry's men flew across the drawbridge. Then the sheriff asked for mercy and then swore on his knighthood ( which he has not earned) that he wouldn't wingardium leviosa the drawbridge. So Harry Good gave him mercy and then the sheriff struck. He shouted and the drawbridge started to come up. So Harry mounted his broom which was the fastest broom around and barely made it but not with out injury.
Back at the hideout Harry was recovering when sparks was shot into the air as a mysterious man flew into the clearing. Harry Good got up and asked what business was he doing here and the man asked if he was Harry Good. Harry said yes.
The mysterious man pulled off his hood and revealed the he was King Remus. Harry Good cried Uncle Moony! The king declared that because he was at the aged that he couldn't have kids anymore that he was adopting Harry in honor of his best friend James and that Harry would be the Crown Prince.
The Hermione came out and Remus cried out Merlin's Beard another outlaw. Hagrid took of Harry's hat and Hermione asked about her father. Remus said that he was waiting back at the castle where the Queen Mother vowed the Hermione was to marry to the Crown Prince. Hermione was horrified because she was thinking that she had to marry Severus but that wasn't true. She asked if she had no choice. The King said "none". She then turned to Harry and ask if he had anything to say and Harry's reply was "who am I to dictate the Queen Mother's decision. Remus laughed and said well said my adopted son.
Then Hermione turned around so fast that she almost lifted off the ground and hugged Harry. Then Harry kissed her so deeply that the men around them wolf whistled. The next day Harry and Hermione married and they lived happily ever after.
The end.