While Luke was speeding toward the Stark Industries press conference, events were unfolding elsewhere.
At S.H.I.E.L.D. Headquarters, in a dark, high-tech meeting room, Natasha Romanoff and Phil Coulson stood before Director Nick Fury.
As always, Natasha maintained her usual calm exterior, standing silently behind Coulson, letting the man with the tie and the easy smile do the talking.
In truth, Natasha wasn't just letting Coulson lead the report. She was still processing.
Ever since the mission involving Luke Yale, something in her had shifted. She'd gone in with the usual precision, ready to analyze and control the situation. But instead, she'd encountered something that defied her years of experience.
Luke wasn't just strange. He was… unnerving.
Not because he was a threat in the traditional sense. No. He was young, barely eighteen, and looked more like a disheveled college student than a powerful anomaly.
But everything around him told a different story.
A pet that could turn into a flame-covered three-headed monster.
A sister with strange powers and eerie composure.
A store that felt more like a sentient artifact than a retail space.
And Luke himself, who, despite his age, seemed to see through everyone. Even her.
That was what shook her most.
Natasha had been trained to detect and manipulate people. She had lied to, seduced, and outwitted the best. But with Luke… she felt exposed, as if every layer of her carefully constructed persona had been peeled away and placed under a microscope.
She didn't like it, that young man made her feel naked.
…
At the front, Coulson took a deep breath and began the report, his voice steady but slightly tense.
"Director," he began, "the husky... it's real. It can transform into a three-headed creature with terrifying physical strength and resistance. Standard bullets are nearly useless, and I wouldn't be surprised if armor-piercing rounds only tickled it."
Fury's one eye narrowed.
"In its transformed state," Coulson continued, "the creature radiates intense heat. The flames aren't normal, they felt alive. Magical, maybe."
He hesitated, then added, "It also has an extraordinary sense of smell. It tracked Tony Stark's scent from hundreds of kilometers away."
Fury's brow twitched.
"And that's just the dog," Coulson said grimly. "Luke's sister showed unnatural agility and strength. We saw her leave a handprint on a wooden counter, without even trying. Something's awakened in her."
But then Coulson's voice dropped lower, almost a whisper. "However… it's not the people that disturbed me most. It's the store itself."
He looked up, eyes haunted.
"There's something wrong with that grocery store. Even in daylight, it gave me the creeps. The air felt heavy, wrong. Like it was watching me."
…
Fury leaned back, steepling his fingers.
Even someone like Phil Coulson, a man known for his calm under pressure, sounded… rattled.
And there was something else, something Fury picked up on immediately.
The tone.
Coulson's words weren't just clinical observations. They were personal. Colored with emotion. That wasn't like him. After years of working together, Fury could read his people better than any dossier.
And Coulson? He was clearly affected.
"Forget the powers for a second," Fury said, cutting through the tension. "Tell me what else you noticed."
It was a calculated move, to help Coulson ground himself, steer him away from fear and back to facts.
Coulson blinked, thinking. Then something sparked behind his eyes.
"Actually… yes. There's one more thing. Something strange. But not in the usual way."
Natasha raised her head. She, too, had felt it but hadn't found the words for it until now.
Coulson reached into his pocket and pulled out a wooden comb. "The items sold in that store. They're good. Shockingly good. And cheap. Too cheap."
Fury's eye squinted.
"...A comb?"
"Yes," Coulson said with conviction. "I bought this for a hundred dollars. The craftsmanship is solid, and it feels amazing to use. I'm not exaggerating, if I have time, I'd go back and buy more."
Nick Fury's expression went blank.
Did his senior field agent… just give a product review?
He stared at the regular wooden comb, then at Coulson, trying to wrap his head around it. "You're telling me the greatest threat might be… discount quality goods?"
Coulson nodded, deadly serious. "It's more than that. There's something off about how easily people are pulled into the store. They buy things they didn't mean to. They praise the place. And then they come back."
Fury rubbed his temples. "Phil, you sound like a Yelp reviewer."
And then, Natasha stepped forward.
Her voice was cool and matter-of-fact. "He's not wrong."
Fury turned to her, startled. "You too?"
She reached into her jacket and slowly pulled out… a folding fan.
With one elegant motion, she snapped it open and gave it a test flick. The fan unfolded with a crisp snap, showing it was clearly just a cheap fan you could even buy on the streets.
"It cost me three hundred dollars," she said flatly. "Best fan I've ever owned."
Fury's jaw clenched.
One agent was charmed by a comb. Another by a fan, and they were clearly ripped off
This wasn't just a mission anymore. It was a damn mystery novel with a shopping subplot.
What kind of lunatic grocery store was this?
Fury didn't speak for a while. Then finally, in the privacy of his mind, he muttered: 'Motherfucker!'
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