I got isekai'd into another world as a rotten egg because of a system error. At first, I thought I was going to hatch... but nope. Instead, I was given absolute defense and a stench so foul, it makes hungry monsters run away instead of eating me.
Now I have to survive in the deepest part of a dungeon filled with vicious monsters, and learn to absorb their powers—by getting eaten. Things only got more interesting when I realized not all monsters are the same. I have to be smart about which ones I let absorb me, so I can get stronger.
If God ever gives me another chance, I swear I won't crack eggs so carelessly again.
And no, I don't want to be a fried rice vendor anymore—just a noodle guy. Without eggs.