Honk! Honk! Tuk!
Ahh—where am I? What is this place?
And more importantly… who the hell is this smiling old man?
The old man chuckled like he'd just watched someone step on a rake and said,"Ha! Ha! Ha! My child, you may refer to me as 'God'—as you mortals from that little blue planet like to call me."
Right. God. Casual. Cool.
Before we dive into whatever cosmic shenanigans are happening here, allow me to introduce myself.
My name is Valen Emeric Hazelhart, and until about ten minutes ago, I was a final-year university student with a promising future and excellent hair.
And then… Truck-kun happened.
I was just walking down the street, casually trying to change my phone wallpaper—clearly a high-priority decision—when I noticed an old grandma trying to cross the road.
I saw her. I saw the truck. I reacted.
And now… here I am.
Dead.
God looked at me with a twinkle in his eye and raised a hand like he was offering a game show deal."Due to your noble act and good karma, I shall grant you three wishes and send you to a world of your choosing. Or..."
He paused dramatically.
"...I shall toss your soul into the River of Reincarnation, where it will be forgotten, dissolved, and lost forever. Choose: oblivion… or godhood."
Bro. That's not even a decision.
Like any self-respecting reincarnation addict with a folder full of downloaded fantasy novels, I gave him a slow grin and said:
"The world must be that of Harry Potter. My bloodline status must be pure, whether from a noble or regular pure-blood family. Preferably powerful."
"Granted," God replied.
📜 I held up a finger. "Now, I'm going to need some paper and a pen."
On the paper, I wrote:
A mall system with a bloodline interface and a fully stocked magical store
A gene and bloodline copying system
A mysterious physique, which includes:
Automatically upgrades absorbed bloodlines to their highest purity
Rapid healing and magic recovery
Extreme magical growth, especially after exhaustion
Grows faster than any known wizarding "genius"
Maxed-out talent in all fields
Then I looked up and said calmly:"My first wish is that everything written on this paper becomes real."
God's eyebrow twitched.
"You are sly like an old fox," he said. "But clever and ambitious. I admire that. It's rare to see someone like you…"
That's right, Grandpa. I came prepared.
"For my second wish," I continued, "I want to integrate the task system and sign-in system with the bloodline and mall system. I should earn bonus points from tasks and get random cheat-level rewards over time."
God sighed like a man who had just realized the cheat codes were getting out of hand."Fine."
"And finally," I said with a grin, "for my third and most important wish: I want to be the most handsome person the magical world has ever seen. No debates. No exceptions. I want to be so good-looking that even a Dementor would pause for a double take."
God stared at me, then burst out laughing.
"It shall be so. And since you amuse me greatly, I will also grant you a gift… and a few surprises, which you'll discover in time."
The air shimmered. The void trembled. A strange, electric hum pulsed around me.
⚡ [SYSTEM INITIALIZATION]
Rebirth Confirmed.Target World: Harry Potter Identity: Valen Emeric HazelhartBloodline Status: Pure – Unique Variant (Classified)Special Systems: IntegratedHidden Inheritance: LockedGift Pack: Granted
Welcome, Host.