This masterpiece (yes, masterpiece!) is copyrighted. That means no copy-paste gymnastics, no reposting like it's yours, and definitely no turning it into a movie without inviting me to the premiere.
If you want to share, just ask nicely—I don't bite (unless I'm hungry).
© [Your Name] – All rights reserved. Even the snacks I ate while writing this.
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DISCLAIMER (Please Don't Sue Me)
Everything in this content is fictional—unless you somehow relate to it, in which case… that's on you.
Any resemblance to real people, places, or weird drama is purely coincidental (or because the universe has a great sense of humor).
Do not take medical, legal, or romantic advice from this—I'm not a doctor, lawyer, or love guru. I'm just a creator with too much caffeine.
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CONTENT WARNING (Spoiler: Feelings May Happen)
This content may contain:
Strong language (like "UGH" and "SERIOUSLY?!")
Intense emotions (yes, even the feels)
Sarcasm levels that may cause side-eyes
Plot twists that will make you question your existence
Viewer discretion is advised. Also, snacks are recommended.