Colonel Mustard's Common Sense Rap: Response to "Ass Like That"
Yo, Slim, listen up, it's Colonel Mustard on the mic,
Droppin' common sense bombs, gonna set this thing right.
You say "ass like that," like you're just a puppet on a string,
But maybe if you quit actin' like one, you'd hear what life can bring.
No conspiracy, no strings, just the truth in your face,
Stop playin' victim, take control, get outta that place.
You say you're trapped, but man, you hold the key,
Quit blame-shiftin', start livin', that's the real MVP.
You wanna understand? Then listen to this rhyme,
It's not about the puppet show, it's about takin' your time.
Own your story, own your pain, don't let it define,
'Cause the power's in your hands, and the world's your design.
So drop the act, stop the blame, and step into the light,
Colonel Mustard's here to say, common sense is your fight.
No strings attached, no puppet game, just your own mind,
Quit actin' like a puppet, and see what you'll find.
Boom.