[Brain Storage Area]
[Mainly a nonstop fun story; when not fighting, there will be all kinds of bizarre antics. Hope everyone enjoys it.]
[Lighthearted daily life style; please don't flame if it's not your thing.]
[As for the heroine—whether it's a single heroine or multiple heroines—is still under consideration.]
[Regarding the timeline, it's basically based on the official setting and general timeline, no major deviations. If anyone feels the timing is off, please review the manga, especially the scene where Minato rescues Kushina, which has clear manga sources.]
[Story begins]
"So big… so white…"
"Tsk tsk tsk, such perfect material…"
"That one's pretty good too…"
Outside the hot spring bathhouse in Konoha, a white-haired man was peeking inside, his face flushed red.
He was peeking while simultaneously jotting down notes.
"Huh? That one over there has an even better figure! Perfect material!"
"That's right, I'm more interested in that one! That waist, those curves! Tsk tsk, and still white!"
Suddenly, another voice sounded beside the man, startling him. Not paying attention to his surroundings, he shouted loudly:
"Who's there?!"
His startled shout didn't reveal the source of the voice but instead gave away his location.
Inside the bathhouse, explosive shouting erupted.
"Someone's spying!"
"There!"
"That white-haired guy! He's peeping!"
"Get him!"
Damn, he was completely exposed now.
The white-haired man hurriedly tried to pack up and run, but the voice from before sounded again.
"Dead enemy won't let the poor priest live—Jiraiya-sama, sorry!"
Jiraiya was slightly stunned, then felt a trip at his feet. The next second he fell to the ground, and someone jumped over him.
"Bastard! I know who you are now!"
"Don't run, kid!"
As Jiraiya shouted furiously, over a dozen women in bathrobes rushed out of the bathhouse behind him, each with a fierce look, immediately surrounding Jiraiya.
"Oh? White legs… so many white legs…"
"Don't contradict me! Ow! I'm sorry!"
...
When Jiraiya finally escaped, his face was covered in bruises and his head swelled with lumps.
"Tsk tsk tsk, Jiraiya-sama, I have to say, you really can take a beating…"
That voice sounded again, while Jiraiya angrily cursed:
"Chizan, you jerk, that was too much!"
"We could've run away together, but you insisted on ruining me!"
A figure slowly appeared before Jiraiya.
He materialized gradually, as if he hadn't existed at first, his body shifting from transparent to human form.
It was a boy, a sly smile on his lips, heavy dark circles under his eyes.
Black hair, black eyes, handsome features, messy hair—an unmistakably beautiful youth.
"Jiraiya-sama, you must be joking. You ran poorly yourself, how can you blame me?"
"You little brat, you actually set me up!"
The boy's name was: Gekko Chizan.
From the Konoha Gekko clan.
Yeah, he even had a toddler brother named Gekko Hayate.
Of course, he wasn't a native but a transmigrator, one of only two survivors of the Gekko clan.
His father died in the Second Great Ninja War, leaving only him and his younger brother.
His mother passed away soon after giving birth to Gekko Hayate. Since then, only the two brothers remained from the Gekko clan.
At present, it had been only four years since the Second Great Ninja War ended, and Gekko Chizan had already become a Chunin.
Originally, he was a promising young man from the 21st century, but due to a chance encounter while peeping on some intense scenes, well, he died a bloody death.
When he opened his eyes again, he found himself in the world of Naruto.
Of course, as a transmigrator, he had the usual OP extras.
Maybe because he died once from peeping, his system this time was both frustrating and amusing, pushing him into a life of mischief.
His system was called: "The More Despicable, The More Invincible!"
As the name implies, as long as he acted shamelessly, he would be rewarded.
[Ding! Detected host peeping on 15 women bathing, duration 1 hour, bonus awarded: Physical Strength +1.]
[Ding! Prevented Jiraiya from escaping, causing him to be beaten by a group of women, bonus awarded: Physical Strength +1.]
Chizan felt a hot flow surge through his body. Tsk tsk, not bad, his body grew stronger.
As a member of the Gekko clan, his kekkei genkai was Transparent Release.
A unique kekkei genkai that allowed him to become invisible and completely erase his chakra signature.
His Transparent Release was far stronger than the original Gekko Hayate's, so powerful that even sensory ninjutsu couldn't detect him.
He couldn't help but suspect that Gekko Hayate never properly mastered his kekkei genkai—why was he so weak?
Though harmless, when it came to stealth, Chizan claimed second place, and no one dared claim first.
Thanks to this kekkei genkai, he skillfully wandered through the village doing all sorts of unseemly deeds.
Peeping, tripping passersby, and other tricks—he had it all.
He owed his rank of Chunin to his system.
[Gekko Chizan]
[Age: 14]
[Konoha Village, Gekko clan Chunin]
[Kekkei Genkai: Transparent Release (perfect mastery)]
[Ninjutsu: Multiple Shadow Clone Technique, Eight Gates Formation, Flying Thunder God Technique, Fire Release Ninjutsu (Great Fireball, Phoenix Flower Fire), Earth Release Ninjutsu (Earth Wall, Mind-Heart Decapitation Technique)]
[Strength: 45]
[Speed: 60]
[Chakra: 55]
[Physique: 63]
[Ninjutsu: 50]
[Taijutsu: 40]
[Genjutsu: 30]
[Hand Seals: 50]
[Closing words: You are a very balanced ninja. Balanced also means you have no outstanding areas.]
Looking at the ninjutsu he learned, it could be said he mastered several major OP skills.
Heaven knows how thrilling it was to sneak into forbidden areas using Transparent Release and gaze upon the Sealing Scroll.
That day, holding the Sealing Scroll by the window, he sighed, "No one in this world can defeat me!"
...
The scene shifts back to the present.
Jiraiya rubbed his swollen cheek, looking at Gekko Chizan with envy.
"You little brat's kekkei genkai really is amazing."
"This is totally made for peeping."
Hey, you white hair, how dare you make our noble Transparent Release sound so ordinary?
What do you mean made for peeping? It really is!
Awesome!
Gekko Chizan didn't consider himself a good person. Otherwise, he wouldn't have died in his previous life because of an overheated reaction to peeping.
Besides, with such a shameless system, there was no reason to behave properly.
On the path of being sneaky and despicable, "The More Despicable, The More Invincible!" was the way to go.
When he rose up, even the Otsutsuki wouldn't be safe from his peeping!
As for how he met Jiraiya, well, wasn't it through spying together?
"Hehe, Jiraiya-sama, weren't you on a mission? Why did you come back?"
"And you immediately run here to peep. If the Hokage found out, he'd definitely break your legs and say, 'You bastard, doing this without inviting me!'"
Thinking about the Third Hokage Hiruzen Sarutobi inventing a telescope ninjutsu just to peep—
Tsk tsk, definitely a role model in the spying world.
"Hahaha, you little punk, sounds about right. I'm telling you, Sarutobi-sensei was an old pervert!"
"I've been back for a few days and even took on a disciple, same generation as you."
"Minato Namikaze, you know him?"
Pfft, of course he knew. A few days ago, he even saved the future Nine-Tails Jinchuriki, Uzumaki Kushina.
The future protagonist's parents.
"Ah! Jiraiya-sama, I thought you'd take me as your disciple!"
"After all, we share such a fate on the path of peeping!"
"Oh no, you've hurt my tender heart. Without huge compensation, I'll tell the Third Hokage all about your spying!"
Jiraiya: ??? You really don't behave like a human! And you extort me with a reason too, huh?