(Oh, I see..)
*scrolling endlessly*
(Who to choose, who to choose?)
(Hmm… He looks good, but what kind of name is that? Ya know what, no, sorry I'm never remembering that. I'm just gonna call him Junie.)
***
Jang Dae-Ho is your average guy. Not ugly not handsome. Not short, but not tall. Nothing remarkable about him or his life has ever occurred.
After graduation he got a job at a small office. He worked diligently and found his niche among his coworkers. He even made some friends and had his eye on a girl from another department. Choe Jin-Ae.
He just turned 27 and had invited some of his close friends and coworkers out to dinner. He made sure Choe Jin-Ae could attend.
After the party, and enough liquid courage, he was brave enough to ask Jin-Ae out.
"Um, Jin-Ae, Would you maybe want to uh, get dinner with me?"
Choe Jin-Ae, slightly flustered, was not quick to respond. She fixed her black blasier she wore, and met Dae-Ho's eyes. Staring back he truly appreciated her beauty. She has long black hair that met her shoulders. Big brown eyes and a lovely smile. Her office attire while not revealing, hugged her body nicely.
"Um sure Dae-Ho, let's get together Saturday?" She smiled at him.
"That sounds perfect Jin-Ae. Thanks for coming out with us. Would you like me to walk you to the station."
"Oh no, I already called a car. Please get yourself home safe, you've had a lot to drink."
"Haha, will do, see you tomorrow at the office."
"See you." She said turning back to some of the other coworkers still waiting.
Dae-Ho turned to walk home with the biggest grin on his face. Straightening up his jacket he started humming to himself.
The air was crisp and few others were still out this late. Turning a corner Dae-Ho was only a few blocks away from his studio apartment. As he walked he felt a presence linger, glancing behind him he didn't see anyone.
Turning back to the front he saw a man.
The man in front of him was obviously a foreigner, Dae-Ho could tell by his build and skin tone. When the man spoke English it confirmed it.
"Blah blah blah." The man said looking at Dae-Ho.
"So-sorry, no English friend." The man unfazed said some more but Dae-Ho couldn't understand.
The man getting frustrated grabbed Dae- Ho by his collar, speaking more English at him. Dae-Ho stared terrified at the man in utter confusion. Finally the man sighed and pushed Dae-Ho away from him a bit. Dae-Ho off balanced fell back and slipped off the curb, falling more into the traffic.
Dae-Ho looked at the man and heard a horn honking loudly. They both turned to look and saw a truck barreling down the road about to hit Dae-Ho.
The last thing Dae-Ho heard was The foreigner very clearly saying "Fuck!". Then Dae-Ho was flattened.
***
'What the hell happened? Where am I? My body feels boundless? Like I have no shell, I'm just a concept? Ugh my head would hurt if I had one. Damn I really did die… That bastard killed me! Just when I finally get a date too.'
"Ah Junie! Your here finally great."
What's that? Who's talking and who's Junie?
"Well Ja-ang Daho, did I get that right? Your dead, and I am the one to help you move on."
So your like a god?
"No ima…, ya know what yeah I am a god. Pretty cool right? Your getting some VIP treatment from a god you should be thankful huh!"
Why did you say no at first?
"Shut up mortal do not question your god." The voice said with some echoing.
Ahh, I'm sorry god.
"That's better, now as I was saying I'm helping you move on. Rebirth and all that Jazz."
Cool so I get to reincarnate? Do I get any special skills? Or like super overpowered bloodlines? Wait your sending me into a magical world atleast right?
"Yea your getting a magical world, you otaku. As for like skills and stuff, it's all up to me."
O almighty and powerful god, please grant me the best skills, and I Dae-Ho will be your most loyal servant!
"… Bro, that was just sad…"
What come on give me something cool, like the ability to be a grandmaster mage! Or like an invisible assassin! Oh maybe a shadow monarch, where my legions of shadows take over the world! Oh and you gotta give me the golden finger!
"I'll give you a finger but it's not going to be golden, and no, this isn't some kind of ripoff Webnovel that you read."
Your a sucky god.
"And your an ungrateful brat! You know what you get the bare minimum, be happy Im giving you a system."
Fucking sweeeeet!
"Now because I'm generous do you wanna change anything before I let you head off into your new life?"
Change what?
"Like your face or race and difficulty?"
Oh make me a super attractive Elf with a big d..
"Nevermind. I'll let it be on random."
You're a prick!
"Tomato, Tomahto. Ready to begin your new life?"
Let's do it.
"Good luck Junie"
My name is..
Jang DAE-Ho's soul disappeared, and another presence replaced him.
"So he is the one you chose?"
"Yeah felt bad for the kid. Hopefully he's not a complete loser."
"You know if he fails, you don't get a second chance?"
"I know, I think he can do it."
"Why did you lie and tell him you decide what he gets and that you were god?"
"For fun?.."
"You exhaust me Damon. Now get going or your not going to achieve your goals."
"Hopefully I'll see you again."
And with that, the being Jang Dae-Ho knew as god disappeared.
***
System? I called out. A purple screen displayed in front of me.
Name : Jupiter Dyre
Race : Half-Human
Level : 1
Title : The last Heir of the Dyre Family
Skills : None
Attributes : None
Difficulty : SSS+
"Wait what the fuck? That shitty god screwed me!"
(Oi! Shut up you brat!)