"Agh, guys the Squirrel's winning, help please!!" Rito yelled out to the two people nearby. However no answer came, as the two of them were currently, Smooching.
'Shit' Saruyama Kenichi thought as he felt the soft rosy lips of Sairenji Haruna against his.
'Wh-what?' Sairenji seemed like she had yet to register what had just happened, she was aware of the kiss, but not fully so that she comprehended the fact that she was kissing Kenichi.
"Agh, it's vicious, it's evil!! Kill it, Kill it with fire!!" Rito yelled as the Squirrel viciously ripped him apart.
"Mmm~" Sairenji moaned a little as her lips encased themselves onto Kenichi's. She found herself enjoying the taste of a kiss, it tasted like Strawberry.
"Oh nO, He hAs fRiEnDS!!!" Rito yelled out as another squirrel and two birds showed up and also started attacking him.
"Sorry." Saruyama said softly as he lifted Sairenji off him. His face was flushed red, as was hers.
"I-it's fine…it was an accident." She bashfully sat up as she found herself struggling to meet his eyes.
She turned her attention to Rito who was…well it's kinda hard to describe, he got in a fight with woodland creatures and lost. He-he's just beat up now.
"Y-Yuuki are you okay!?" Sairenji ran over to the injured Rito, his face was tattered in squirrel marks and was bleeding slightly.
"Y-yeah…better than ever now." He whispered the last part under his breath as she brought her hand close to his cheeks and touched his injuries.
"What did you say?"
"N-noThIng!" He stammered to hide his embarrassment, in the process his voice cracked. His face grew red from the embarrassment of his voice cracking and also Haruna's presence.
"Hehe." Sairenji laughed, a sweet smile fell upon her face as she looked at Rito.
"Oh they so-oo-oo wanna suck each other's dick." What?
"What?" Kenichi turned his head to see floating beside him a girl, a very tiny girl with two pairs of clear translucent wings sprouting out of her back. The girl who looked like a fairy, had short green hair and teal eyes.
She met eyes with Kenichi and continued speaking,
"You know, choke each other's chicken, rumble in each other's jungle, the devil's tango, If you will."
"..." Kenichi with a face that could only be described as bewildered looked at the little fairy.
"Ugh, virgins. Sex, I'm talking about, SEX!!!" The cute fairy, contrary to their appearance, had vulgar words coming off their tongue.
"Yeah, um…I got that. Wha-who are you?" Kenichi asked the fairy, who was now smiling smugly.
"Who am I? WHO AM I!? Well I am your guide." She whipped her short hair back as her face grew smugger by the second.
"Guide?"
"Yes, your guide. No need to thank me." She waved her hand, throwing her hair back, again.
"What do I need a guide for?" Kenichi questioned the existence of this little fairy for multiple reasons,
One she was weird, to say the least
Two, he had just realized that everyone he knew were characters in stories, and his life was that of a side character in one of the stories.
And Three, he had just experienced his first kiss and it was with his best friend's crush.
"Hah, so young, so innocent. Walk with me knockoff Vegeta." She lifted two fingers as she beckoned him to follow in her path.
Kenichi looked over to Sairenji and Rito who seemed to be lost in a cycle of embarrassment and concern. It seemed that Sairenji was trying to take Rito to the infirmary and Rito was struggling to accept that as a possible reality.
"Hey Rito, you should probably stop by the Infirmary, have one of the nurses check on you. Make sure you don't have rabies or something. Sairenji, can you take him? I gotta head out." Kenichi yelled over to the two of them who finally got out of their never ending cycle.
"Oh, how bizarre, you despite breaking free from the chains present in your life. Here you are still doing what they asked of you." The fairy said, her vulgar tone was replaced with a bad French accent.
"What's with the accent?"
"I like being dramatic, moving on now. You see Ken-Ken, you have broken free from the will of the world. It's something that is very rare. Only a few others have done it, most of them were reincarnators though."
"I'm sorry, slow down, what?"
"Ugh, god for someone who can break free of the will of the world I thought you would be smarter. Ok listen here you little fuck face here's what you need to know, the will of the world is a magical force, it keeps people in line, Makes them follow the stories of their lives, but You broke free from that force so now. I-your guide-am here to show you how to live life now. Don't stand out. Don't do stuff that's stupid because here's the thing: if you do that, the will of the world is gonna wanna kill you and if you get killed, we lose our investment." She said, walking Kenichi to his home.
"Wait, what's the will of the world?" Kenichi asked, not realizing that other people couldn't see the fairy so he just looked like a crazy person talking to himself.
"God, why couldn't it have been someone who was actually smart?" She muttered under her breath. She rubbed her fingers across her nose, then dived into an explanation.
"The will of the world, put it in simplest form for your tiny little brain to understand, is God. And this God doesn't like it when people don't do what it wants it to do. So when people like you break free from its control. It gets angry and wants to kill you. Because you are no longer under their control. When people like you appear they don't usually last long, the longest we've seen is a month. The will of the world really hates it when people don't do what it wants them to. So when people like you appear it doesn't end well. It ends in Mur-der. Do you understand now?" She spoke in a condescending tone, her voice filled with annoyance at Kenichi's inability to grasp her words. Though he understood them about halfway through and she just continued talking.
"Haa, yeah I got it. You mentioned a 'We' , what's that about?"
"Oh-ho~ You were actually paying attention, I'm so proud of you, you little moron." She flew over to his head and gently patted it, like one would a dog
"I really hate you." Kenichi stated bluntly
"How can you hate me? You don't even know me." She turned her head, faking a crying voice with a slight sniffle.
"Well what's this 'we' you've been talking about."
"Okay, completely ignoring my struggles, I see how it is." She shook her head in disappointment and looked over at Kenichi who seemed tired of her Bullshit. "Ok, ok. I'll be serious. I am an employee of an organization run by elder gods, the elder gods don't like WOW."
"World of warcraft?"
"That's an outdated reference, also it very obviously means Will of the world, you moron. Now stop interrupting or else I won't continue."
"Okay, okay sorry…bitch." Kenichi mumbled under his breath.
"I heard that you skank. Anyway as I am so kindly telling you, The elder gods don't like the will of the world, so when we started to notice that you were about to break free they sent me to help guide you on the way to defeat the will of the world."
"...Could you repeat that?"
"I heard that you skank. Anyway as I am so kindly telling you, The elder gods don't like the will of the world, so when we started to notice that you were about to break free they sent me to help guide you on the way to defeat the will of the world."
"You know what I meant, I didn't need you to repeat the entire paragraph."
"Yeah I know, but there's a reason why I was chosen to be down here with you and not up there with them, I annoyed them. That's the entire reason."
"Haa," Kenichi sighed. He was already getting annoyed at this little fairy's presence. "What did you mean by 'Defeat the will of the world'?"
"Ooh that, yeah my organization wants you to kill the will of the world."
"...What?"