Your name is uh Larry.
You play with your food so much you wake up in another world idk maybe your mom's slipper got to you this time :bent rose emoji:
You wake up in this new world and it seems you've been shot, you wipe away your shit and stuff to go and buy bread because :bread emoji x2:
After buying bread you decide to be a god so you you when the you when the you when you feel like becoming a god after eating bread and start a cult.
You endocrinate pirates and nobles and you you when the you when you lie and they whem the they when they get fooled so you call yourself the fool. You when you ask the members of your cult to check the sound and take nom nom liquid.
After that I think you get arrested by the police for you when the you when you do illegal cult activities. THOSE WHO KNOW :skull emoji, fire emoji:
You then EXPLANATION IN COMMENTS the police so hard that theyre impressed by you. So much so that they hire you
You :skull emoji, throwing hand emoji: your previous diary so you :smile emoji, catch emoji: a new diary for replacement :fire emoji, fire emoji:
Police when they're happy, police smile, police give you moneh :fire emoji, dollar sign emoji, dollar dollar sign emoji:
You take moneh and feed family bread, everything is fine until it isn't :skull emoji, rose emoji:
You take nom nom liquid, your boss tell you to ":don't check the sound :cross hand emoji: " you don't check the sound and survive the nom nom liquid.
You don't like pregnant women because they've checked the sound and you haven't despite both of you having taken nom nom liquid so you all gang up and force her to check the sound again :sad emoji, rose emoji: She isnt happy with being skibidi-ied and "those who know :writing emoji:" comes up and beats you all up instead.
You decide its too hard to clean ashes. You when the you when the you when youre lazy so you immigrate to another city :robber emoji, devil's smile emoji:
Youre jealous of "those who know :writing emoji:" so you decide to pull a "DON'T CHECK THE SOUND :shush emoji:" on them later on when you get a chance to :fire emoji, angry emoji:
Skibidisigmaohioohio out.