But let's start off with something funny to ease the tension in the room here cuz I'm sure your parents do not like the idea of someone giving their children unsolicited advice however your parents are blissfully ignorant to the facts of what are actually going on in your lives and I happen to know more about them than I wish I did not because I don't wish I didn't know not because I wish I didn't know but because I wish it wasn't happening to begin with! You guys are incredibly strong for having to deal with what you deal with most adults wouldn't be able to handle it!
Cheer for the "Ignorance is Bliss" Squad (with BK Lounge shoutout)
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Give me an I!
I!
Give me a G!
G!
Give me an N!
N!
Give me an O!
O!
Give me an R-A-N-C-E!
R-A-N-C-E!
What's that spell?
IGNORANCE!
We don't see, we don't hear,
We cover ears and eyes right here!
Problems? Nope, we don't care,
Pretend they're gone—like they're not there!
I'm appreciative, gotta say it loud,
For the hit head yell through at me in the BK crowd!
Shout it out, slam it down,
BK Lounge knows how to throw down!
So wave your hands, block out the facts,
We're experts at dodging all attacks!
Because if we don't look or listen tight,
Everything's fine—yeah, that's our fight!
Go Ignorance! Go! Go Ignorance! Go!
This adds a personal, punchy shoutout that fits right into the rhythm and vibe. Let me know if you want it more casual or more theatrical!