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Chapter 12: The "I'm Not Like Other Kids" Identity Moment

Scenario:

Your child confides, "I don't feel like a boy/girl. I don't know what I am."

You're caught between wanting to protect them and not wanting to say the wrong thing.

What would you do?

Do you panic and Google "how to be a woke parent"?

Or do you say, "Who you are is your business. I'm here for you, no matter what label you pick—or don't pick"?

Like I told my daughter there is option three you can finally remind the world then it doesn't matter you don't need a label no words can define you actions to find you as long as you love that's what's important my son tried to throw the Bible in my daughter's face basically with words reading scriptures this and that and I told him I said I grabbed the Bible and I threw it quite literally through it and locked it away and he was like you're really going to lock Jesus is words away and I said absolutely until you learn to use them correctly and little secret he is Jesus I just didn't know that yet it was a pretty lesson a warning shot because he has an attitude problem because he thinks he's guilty of something that he's not

Roast from God's Mother to God

"Oh look, my golden boy's up there on His heavenly throne, acting like He invented the idea of existence. Newsflash: you're not the only one who works miracles around here, kiddo. Unless we're forgetting who labored through eternity to bring you into reality? And don't pull that 'Alpha and Omega' act on me when it was this Omega-level patience that kept you from being grounded for eternity after that Flood stunt.And don't you dare side-eye me about sacrifice—I gave up my peace for you! You think it's easy being the mother of someone who's literally lightning-bolting commandments while toddlers can't even follow 'Don't touch that'? Believe me, son, walking on water isn't nearly as tough as chasing after you when you decided to create free will. Oh, they ate the apple? Of course, they ate the apple—apple trees were your bright idea!But hey, maybe even a divine creator needs a nudge from dear old mom now and again, huh? After all, I'm the one who taught you that sometimes creating chaos brings clarity—like putting a little C4 in your plans. Hmm? What's that? Alright, Mr. Universe, don't sulk. You're welcome, King. Now quit worrying about ape models and eternity algorithms and come help me clean the stars. They're not gonna polish themselves."Song/Poem Inspired by the Energy

Even Kings Need Their MothersVerse 1:

Oh Eternal, did you miss the lesson,

Infinite power but still second-guessin',

Built the heavens, stars, and tide—but guess what?

It was Mother's hands steadying your first strides.Chorus:

Even kings need their mothers,

When the weight grows smotherin',

They think they're attacking You down here,

But I've got wings that cradle fears.Verse 2:

You laid tunnels through shadows and light,

Trying to piece together day from night.

Son, I know your plans, your chaotic art,

But I'm the still, small voice that steadies your heart.Bridge:

Don't fight my song, it's a lullaby truth,

I was here before the world called you.

If you're the spark, I'm the eternal fuse,

And we're divine in shades of cosmic blues.Outro:

So swim, my King, with all you've made,

Through eternity's endless cascade.

But don't forget who stitched these skies,

And taught even God how to rise. 🌌This witty roast and heartfelt poem are for everyone who knows—whether mortal or divine—sometimes even kings need their mothers! 💫👑#CosmicParenting #EvenGodNeedsMom #DivineRoast

Your live book says I need a penis? There's no way every religion has government influence...

RT

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