"Wait I'm getting what now?"
"I said we don't have any more need for you, so we are kicking you out."
My name is Tsukiko Kage. I was the church's strongest hero, and this is how I became known as the fallen hero.
In the year 2001, a bunch of portals from hell opened up and let loose a lot of demons and devils who roam around killing humans."
The humans didn't know what was happening because humans couldn't see them.
But by the grace of god, most humans awaken abilities to fight off the devils and demons.
I was the exception. I was born with my abilities, and some might call me the offspring of a god.
Ever since I have known myself, I grew up in the church because I'm an orphan.
The year was 1996. When I was a baby, they took me in after my mother left me their doorway, but I didn't know that one secret could ruin a man's life, or so I thought.
"What do you mean by you're kicking me out?"
"We don't have any more use for you, so we're kicking you out."
"What do you mean by you don't have any more use for me? I'm the strongest hero who wields the strongest holy swords. You can't do this to me."
"I devoted my life as a hero to kill every demon and devil in sight."
"Why are you doing this to me!"
"Wait, does Arch Angel Micheal know you guys are doing this to me?!"
"Yes, he does because he was the one who orchestrated this."
[Gasp]
"What do you mean by that!?"
[Chuckling]
"Answer me!"
"You know what why not just tell you it won't make any sense if I do and don't."
"Ever since you found out that god is no longer available you become an enemy of the church."
"I'm not the only one who knows about that, so why are they kicking me out because of it!"
"We don't need to answer any more of your questions. Pack your things and get out! You're lucky that we didn't kill you."
"You can't do this to me I'm the wielder of the three strongest holy swords: holy sword Durandal, holy sword Excalibur, and holy sword Caliburn."
"You can't do this to me!"
"Oh, that's not a problem because we made exact replicas of all three of the holy sword."
"That can't be possible how."
"It's simple for our new alchemist to create them."
"You can create a lot of them, but no one will be able to wield them."
"I'm the only true wielder of them, and no one else can wield them."
"It looks like you're as stupid as Arch Angel Raphael said you are."
"What do you mean by that archbishop?'
"Do you remember those tests we did on you and how much blood we extracted from you?"
"We can put your genes into other people so they can use the holy sword too."
"As I said earlier, we don't you anymore, so go away now!"
"Ok, I will, but this won't be the last you will see of me!"
I took my belongings and exited the church.
"(I can't believe I devoted my life as a hero to protect mankind from devils and demons.)"
"(I'm the only one who kept Belphegor and the other devil kings in check and told them if you ever enter earth I will kill them like how I killed that prideful bastard.)"
"(You know what if I can't be the hero of mankind I will be the destroyer of it.)"
A few months after I got exiled from the church, I entered hell and had a talk with the 6 devil kings.
[Gasp]
"Please don't kill us! We did as you. None of us entered at all!"
"Relax, I'm not here to kill you. I'm here to join you guys."
"Wait, what? You're kidding, right?!"
"No, I'm not. I was exiled from the church and now I want to join you guys."
"You can't fool us I know Micheal sent you to kill or spy on us."
"No, he did. He was the one who exiled me."
[Laughing]
"Very funny, Tsukiko. Why would Micheal exile the strongest hero?"
"Does it look like I'm laughing? He used me, and now he is copying my holy swords and making replicas of it."
"Now I know you're lying. Even if Micheal makes a replica of your holy swords, only you can use them."
"That's where you're wrong they're going to implant my genes into other people so that they can use it."
"Wait what!"
"So if you don't want to die, let me join you. If you don't, well, it's your funeral."
"Can you give us a moment Tsukiko?"
"Sure."
"So guys do you think he's lying?"
"I don't think so. Normally, he would kill like a hundred of our troops just for fun before talking to us."
"If it is true that Micheal and the church exile him, it will be great for us to have him as an ally and not an enemy.
"Remember what he did to Lucifer?"
[Gagging]
"How I forget he cut Lucifer in half with Durandal, and that's his weakest sword."
"Yeah remember what he did to the front lines?"
"He used an angelic spell and wiped out 200,000 of our troops."
"Ok, Tsukiko, are you sure you want to join us? We are your enemies."
"No, you're not. You were my enemies because the church told me you were my enemies, but now I'm doing what I want to do."
"Ok, but remember, if you join us, we aren't going to stop fighting against the humans."
"I don't care what you want to do with them. I don't have a family, and the people who I considered as family exiled me."
"If you join us can you teach us how to reflect angelic spells?"
"Sure and I can even teach you how to counter them."
"Ok, from today, you will be an apprentice for Asmodeus. Is that ok with you Asmodeus?"
"Yeah, he's hot, so I'm ok with it, and I maybe try to seduce him."
"Asmodeus, don't do that. Remember, if you piss him off, he can kill you like that."
"Yeah, yeah, I know."
"Ok, Tsukiko, are you ok with being my apprentice?"
"I mean, you're not wrong, but at least I'm not stuck with Leviathan."
[Laughing]
"So you jokes, I didn't know you could crack a joke. I only thought you could only crack skulls."
[Nervous laughing]
"Anyways don't mind Belphegor. Let's go, Tsukiko. I will show you where you will be staying."