So next, when everyone was bored after dinner, someone came to tease Zhu Pingan, and it was my aunt who took the lead.
"Ang'er, come over here and play with me." My aunt sat there and waved, signaling Zhu Pingan to come over.
Come again?
Although Zhu Pingan was reluctant, he still went over happily. There was no other way. Who made him a child? And the most important thing was that his mother was still watching with a smile on her face. There were so many relatives around, and he didn't dare to give up at this time.
"Hello, aunt." Zhu Pingan's chubby face was smiling, and his little mouth was as sweet as honey.
"Ang'er is so good." My aunt smiled from ear to ear.
"Aunt, you don't dare to praise him. This kid is very tough. He jumps up and down all day long. If you praise him again, he will be even more crazy." Chen said something to belittle Zhu Pingan, but her face was so proud.
It is a tradition to belittle your children in front of others. Don't take it seriously. Parents are mostly just being polite, belittling but actually praising. They are mainly being modest and polite to make other parents happy. Of course, sometimes parents say this to make their children understand their shortcomings and not be proud in the future. In short, parents have good intentions, and Zhu Pingan knows this very well.
"I like An Ge'er very much. Little boys are more noisy and smarter." I don't know why, but the aunt likes this chubby little nephew and feels that they are very compatible.
The aunt fumbled in her pocket for a while and then stretched out her hand, with a silver bean in her left hand and two silver beans in her right hand, and began to tease Zhu Pingan.
"An Ge'er, I heard you say that you want to save money to marry a wife, so the aunt will sponsor you a little, but you can only choose one, do you want the left hand or the right hand?" The aunt stretched out her hand and asked Zhu Pingan with a smile.
Zhu Pingan looked at his left hand, then looked at his right hand, and was stunned for a while.
You are so stupid! Chen is a little anxious. She will definitely choose two silver beans. What is there to think about?
The aunt wanted to push Zhu Ping'an away and push her own Zhu Pingjun up. She thought Zhu Ping'an was really a silly boy. One or two, why should she consider it? Everyone knows to take two silver beans.
Zhu Ping'an did not let everyone wait. In the expectant eyes of several people, he stretched out his claws.
Ah?
Ha?
Hahaha...
The aunt and the others were surprised at first, and then they couldn't help laughing.
Because Zhu Ping'an just stretched out his claws to grab the left hand, and said I want the left hand.
The aunt was also very surprised. She asked with a smile, "Ang'er, why do you want the left hand?"
"My aunt's left hand is beautiful." Zhu Ping'an answered very willfully.
Chen's face was full of black lines, and she almost wanted to beat her stupid son. This stupid child is usually very smart, why did he get confused at the critical moment? Two silver beans are enough to sew her purse for half a month. Look at your aunt's happiness, you little rascal, wait and see how I will deal with you later.
For a while, the news that Zhu Ping'an foolishly chose one silver bean instead of two silver beans spread throughout the yard like wings.
This news was so incredible that many people didn't believe it. I really didn't believe it. After all, which one is bigger, one or two, even a kid who can't speak fluently knows it. So, Zhu Ping'an's choice of one made everyone feel that it was not true.
For example, now.
"Little cousin, come and choose, which one do you choose." The 8-year-old cousin was leaning on her father, stretching out her two little hands to ask Zhu Ping'an, this time one silver bean in the right hand and two silver beans in the left hand.
Just like last time, Zhu Ping'an once again chose a silver bean.
"Haha, look, Daddy, I didn't lie to you, did my little cousin really choose a silver bean?"
The little cousin said to her father, thinking that her little cousin was really a little stupid.
Then, the second uncle also teased Zhu Ping'an in front of other relatives of the second aunt's family. Without a doubt, Zhu Ping'an once again chose a silver bean between one and two silver beans.
Next came the second grandfather, the eldest aunt, the eldest cousin...
As if to confirm the birth of a fool, almost all the relatives in the family tried it. The rich second grandfather and the aunt's family all chose silver beans, and the eldest aunt and the fourth aunt in my family all chose copper coins.
In short, they all smiled with satisfaction and watched Zhu Ping'an choose one instead of two, with a sense of superiority in IQ.
Especially the eldest aunt, her smile was so brilliant and contemptuous, no one could tell the difference between 1 and 2. A life digging in the soil wants to go to school, so give up this idea as soon as possible.
As for Zhu Pingan, he laughed along with others, laughing like a fool.
Finally, Chen couldn't help it anymore, and went up to grab Zhu Pingan's arm. If there hadn't been outsiders, she would have pressed him on the leg and spanked him. You shameless thing still has the nerve to laugh!
"Are you stupid? Why don't you choose two, but choose one?!" Chen pulled Zhu Pingan's arm and asked aggressively, making up her mind that if you can't answer well, I will definitely make you look good!
"If I choose two, who will tease me?" Zhu Pingan's chubby paws protected his bulging pockets like a calf, and answered seriously.
Choose one or two, this is also the difference between talent and genius. Talent chooses two, but genius chooses one.
Huh?
The laughter in the room stopped abruptly, and the expressions on their faces were very rich, especially the eldest aunt and the fourth aunt, who looked like they had eaten a fly.
Chen slapped Zhu Ping'an on the buttocks, not knowing whether to laugh or cry. "I'm kidding you. You are so young and you don't learn well. You are so greedy!"
Chen looked disappointed, but she was very proud of herself. She glanced at her aunt and the fourth aunt. You laughed at my son just now, didn't you? Can you still laugh now?
"A child may be smart, but he may not be good when he grows up." The fourth aunt said sourly, which made Chen roll her eyes.