Plot Twist Number 77:The school announced a surprise secret party for the senior class. The theme? Glow-in-the-dark disco fever.Ivy dragged me there like I owed her money.
"You'll thank me later when you're dancing like Beyoncé."
"Or tripping over my own feet like usual," I muttered.
The Party
The gym was decked out with neon lights, disco balls, and enough glitter to blind a small village.
Plot Twist Number 78:Right when I thought the night couldn't get crazier, Ivy pulled me toward the karaoke stage.
"You're singing first."
"I am NOT singing."
"You're singing."
I grabbed the mic, palms sweating, and tried to pretend I wasn't about to have a panic attack.
Plot Twist Number 79:I picked "I Will Survive" because honestly, what else screams "don't mess with me" more than a disco diva anthem?
I started singing.
The crowd? Dead silent.Then… cheering like I just cured world hunger.
Ivy:"See? Told you."
Plot Twist Number 80:After my performance, Zayne pulled me aside.
"Okay, your voice isn't half bad."
"Thanks, I was channeling my trauma into art."
Plot Twist Number 81:Suddenly, Nate challenged Zayne to a karaoke battle.
"Winner gets to kiss the girl."
My eyes went wide.
"Wait, what?!"
The Karaoke Battle
It was legendary.
Nate sang "Can't Help Falling in Love" with so much passion, the crowd was swooning.
Zayne countered with "Just the Way You Are" — voice cracking but full of heart.
Plot Twist Number 82:Then Nate, with a sly grin, leaned in to kiss me.
Plot Twist Number 83:Before I could blink, Zayne swooped in and kissed me instead.
The crowd went wild.
Ivy fainted dramatically.
Lucifer judged silently from the sidelines.
Plot Twist Number 84:But wait — there's more.
Ivy suddenly screamed.
"MY CRUSH IS HERE!"
Turns out, her new crush was none other than the school janitor, Mr. Olumide, who had the smoothest dance moves and the biggest heart.
Plot Twist Number 85:Ivy's attempt to impress Mr. Olumide?Slipping on spilled punch and crashing into a giant cake.
The cake exploded like a sugary bomb.
Everyone was covered in frosting — except Lucifer, who looked utterly scandalized.
Final Tally:
Karaoke glow-up: iconic
Unexpected kiss: swoon-worthy
Ivy's crush disaster: messy AF
Cake explosion: legendary
Luci's judgment: eternal