Today I woke up with what I thought was a genius idea. I mean, I'm an Adjuchas now, six meters tall, big scary mask, and tons of reiatsu. So why not finally build something to help me speak? Like a giant signboard I could hold up with messages on it.
I don't have hands good for writing.
But I do have claws.
So I grabbed a flat bone slab lying around and started scratching words onto it with my claws. Or… well, what I thought were words. The problem was, I don't remember how human letters looked. And even if I did, my claws weren't exactly made for elegant handwriting.
After scratching away for about ten minutes, I held up my creation proudly.
It looked like this:
"GUOGHHHRRRGH"
I tilted my head. That wasn't right. That wasn't any language. It was just my roar written down. I accidentally wrote my own roar.
EP Reward: 10,000
Reason: Tried to write a message to communicate. Wrote your roar sound instead.
I sighed — or at least what counts as a sigh for an Adjuchas. Aizen, my dumb pet, was watching me this whole time, tail wagging like I was a genius. Well, at least somebody believed in me.
Not one to give up easily, I had a second idea.
Idea: Find a Hollow who can talk, force them to translate for me.
I charged into the sands of Hueco Mundo, roaring to attract attention. And boy did I get it. A bunch of Shinigami had apparently gotten lost nearby, probably some patrol squad.
But this time, one of them wore a Captain's haori.
I paused.
"GUOOOH?"
(Translation: Wait... did I just call a Captain over here?)
Too late. They saw me.
They looked around, but none of them could see me because I was too high in the Menos Forest area, and their spiritual awareness was bad. Except for the Captain, who squinted at the air, sensing something was off.
Me, being the brilliant Adjuchas I am, decided to moonwalk away into the trees.
EP Reward: 12,000
Reason: Attempted stealth by moonwalking.
It worked. They lost track of me. Aizen followed, also moonwalking — though his looked more like a dumb hop. He tripped over his own tail and faceplanted into the sand.
I laughed so hard I forgot to suppress my reiatsu.
EP Reward: 15,000
Reason: Laughing at your own pet failing in front of enemy Shinigami patrol.
The Captain immediately sensed me again. I panicked, picked up Aizen by the tail, and bolted through a nearby Garganta before it fully opened. I crashed through halfway, hit my head on the edge of the exit, and tumbled out into the Menos Forest.
Aizen landed on top of me.
"GUOOOH…"
(Translation: Life's tough.)
Current EP: 1,527,500 / 100,000,000