[Camera zooms in on a fake talk show stage with a neon sign: "Bellingham: UNFILTERED"]
Host (Narrator Voice): Welcome, everyone, to the special behind-the-scenes episode of Reborn as the Bellingham Heir! Today, we've gathered the cast for a no-holds-barred roast and Q&A session. Unscripted. Unfiltered. Mostly unprofessional. Let's meet our victims—uh, guests!
Tony (adjusting his imaginary tie): I'm Tony Bellingham. Reborn. Rich. 90% confident, 10% chaos. And 100% done with everyone's nonsense.
Alina (smirking): Hacker. Assistant. Possibly unhinged. Definitely smarter than Tony.
Clara (arms crossed, deadpan): The one who keeps this circus from burning down. Most of the time.
Aaron (yawning): Security. Sleep-deprived. Still here for the snacks and because master Tony asked me to come.
Mia (waving cutely): Surprise guest! Or am i? but tony said I could crash the party. I brought cookies! And fanservice!
Q: What's your favorite scene so far?
Tony: Easy. That dramatic rooftop scene with Dent. I gave a whole speech like a final boss. Needed theme music.
Clara: The part where Tony forgot how chairs work. It was cut from the draft, but I saved the footage.
Alina: When I completely ignored orders and did it my way. Also, when Tony tripped on air during a serious meeting. Aaron: The blackout scene. No power, no drama, no dialogue. Just sleep. Beautiful.
Mia: Ohhh! I loved when Tony fell flat on the road, I rescued him and brought him to my home. He tried to act chill, but his inner monologue was just "DON'T BLUSH, DON'T BLUSH."
Tony: I was being polite! It's called charisma, okay?
Mia: It's called panicking internally, but okay.
Clara: You've been to her house?
D_Phantom1 was actually correct, you really wanna build a harem?
Tony: Huh?! It was under certain circumstances and why did you ignore the me on the road part?
Alina: We are not interested in that part.
Q: Who's most likely to secretly be the villain?
Aaron: Clara. No debate.
Clara: Wow. Again with the slander. Just because I read contracts for fun—
Tony: Honestly… I'd put money on Alina. She has a whole vibe.
Alina: Please. If I was the villain, you'd already be in a pineapple-shaped coffin.
Mia: Plot twist—I'm the villain. I've been secretly working with D'amico for clout.
Everyone: …
Mia: Just kidding! Or am I?
Q: If you weren't in this story, what would you be doing?
Tony: I'd probably be running a startup that somehow involves coffee, drama, and accidental success. Wait? Isn't that what I'm already doing???
Clara: Running the country. Or scaring CEO's for sport.
Alina: Twitch streaming. Speedrunning hacking challenges. Merch drop included.
Aaron: I'd be asleep. Right now. As I'm supposed to be.
Mia: I'd still be on stage, dancing in glittery outfits, breaking hearts, and emotionally confusing Rio.
Tony: Who's Rio? Mia (smirking): A guy who actually listens when I talk.
Tony: …I'm not jealous.
Clara: Who said anything about being jealous now?
Mia: You look jealous.
Tony: I'm FINE.
Q: Say something nice about each other.
Tony: Alina's a genius. Clara's terrifying but efficient. Aaron's solid. Mia's… way too pretty to be real.
Alina: Tony's fun to mess with. Clara's a queen. Aaron's the emotional support wall and ninja butler. Mia's glitter and guts.
Clara: Alina's sharp. Tony's not entirely useless. Aaron has a hidden soft side. Mia brings a chaotic grace I begrudgingly admire.
Aaron: Master Tony's loud. Clara's loud in a different way. Alina's louder. Mia's… surprisingly chill for a celebrity.
Mia: Tony's kinda cute when he's flustered. Clara's like a strict older sister in a way. Alina? Total hacker baddie. Aaron's like a sleepy puppy who could also break my ribs.
Tony: Y'all really hate me huh?
Q: What's something behind-the-scenes the readers don't know?
Tony: The author had to rewrite my death scene five times because he didn't quite feel it.
Clara: Tony once called the writer "Dad" by mistake.
D_phantom1(Writer): Well, his not totally wrong.
Tony: What you doing here. Stay behind the scene and do you work.
D_phantom1: Okay…sure, sure. Quit being a jerk. Well, Aaron, Mia, Clara, Alina. See ya soon.
Clara: Yeah sure, take care.
Mia: Later boss.
Aaron: Okay, master writer.
Alina: Bye-bye writer.
(Now back to the main question)
Alina: The coffee prop on set? Totally real. I drank six cups in one scene and blacked out.
Aaron: That time Tony said "I fear no man"? He was scared of a bee five minutes later.
Mia: During rehearsals, I tripped and fell into Tony's arms. He screamed louder than I did.
Tony: I WAS SURPRISED, OKAY?!
[Stage lights dim. Everyone's arguing off-mic about who ate the last croissant.
Aaron is dozing off. Mia is teaching Alina how to wink cutely. Clara is rechecking everyone's contracts. Tony is ranting about not being jealous of "Rio."]
(Rio is yet to be introduced.)
NarratorVoice: And that's a wrap on our extended Behind-the-Scenes Roast! Stay tuned for the next chaotic chapter of "Rebornas the Bellingham Heir" — where the mafia's real, the assistants are smarter than the boss, and bonus characters might just steal the spotlight. Until next time… Don't trust anyone who winks while holding a cookie.
Mia: Bye guys.
Clara: See y'all soon.
Aaron: Goodbye for now.
Alina: Bye-bye .
Tony: Um. Stay tuned. I guess