patreon.com/WeakVisible
for Advance Chapter
"Did you see anything?" Soon, Nana couldn't hold back and sent a question,
adding a smirking expression at the end.
"I saw it, but I don't know whether I should say it or not!" Bai Xiaofei continued to pretend to be a charlatan.
"Master, please feel free to speak!"
"Beautiful lady, you have a pair of peach blossom eyes and willow-shaped eyebrows, which is indeed a good-looking face, but..." Bai Xiaofei paused deliberately. After a while, Nana sent a questioning expression, and then Bai Xiaofei continued
: "Your forehead is slightly black. If nothing unexpected happens, there will be a bloody disaster within 30 days."
"Get lost... liar" The girl showed signs of being angry, but Bai Xiaofei was not in a hurry, but replied slowly
: "And this bloody disaster is closely related to one of the girl's relatives."
After sending this sentence, the girl opposite instantly understood that all bloody disasters are the menstruation that women will have every month. She sent two unlucky emojis in succession, followed by an ellipsis to express her speechlessness towards Bai Xiaofei.
Seeing that she understood, Bai Xiaofei chuckled and sent a message: "Do you dare to say that this master's calculation is wrong? Do you dare?"
"You know too much." The beauty warned, and added a knife emoji at the end.
"Amitabha Buddha."
"Painful balls, what do you do? How can you be so ridiculous?" Seeing the blinding word "painful balls", Bai Xiaofei laughed.
Although this girl has no balls, let alone the feeling of painful balls, she can talk to a stranger so carefree and without image, which shows that the relationship between the two has taken a step closer.
"Guess!" Bai Xiaofei gave her a great reply.
"Guess or not?"
"Our profession, under the pure appearance, hides a cold murderous intent!" Bai Xiaofei remembered that someone had described the connotation of his profession in this way, so he sent this sentence.
"Police?"
"No, keep guessing? If you guess right, I can consider saving your phone number." Bai Xiaofei smiled and began to ask for the phone number in a high-end way, and then prepared to attack the reality.
"Oh, you really give me face... You have the temper of a real official. I guess you are a pig killer!"
Kill your sister, a pig killer? Why don't you use a pig killer knife? It will blacken the fungus and soften the banana!
"Ahem, although my profession is related to animals, it has nothing to do with pigs." Bai Xiaofei had to explain.
"Then what do you do? Tell me now, I won't guess!"
Seeing the girl anxious, Bai Xiaofei didn't intend to tease her anymore, so he replied, "Okay, I won't bother you anymore,
programmer, you've heard of it!"
"Hey, where is the cold murderous intent hidden under your innocent appearance? It must be the sultry..."
"Ahem..." Bai Xiaofei was speechless. The girl really hit the nail on the head. That guy said that the programmer's innocent appearance hides a cold murderous intent, and that murderous intent is sultry..."
"Innocent programmer, send me a photo to show me what the legendary animal looks like!"
What? Want my photo? That's impossible! Bai Xiaofei remembered what Wang Hui said deeply. On the Internet,
beautiful women can show their faces, but ugly men must not harm others, otherwise, no matter how good they were before, they will be exaggerated! Of course,
Bai Xiaofei is not ugly, but he still replied: "Not very interested!"
Seeing Bai Xiaofei's answer, the girl on the other side was obviously unhappy. I let you see my photos, and you said you are not interested? She sent Bai Xiaofei an angry expression.
"Low-key, do you understand?"
"Get lost, will you give it to me?"
"No!" Bai Xiaofei continued to refuse, but he knew that if he continued like this for a long time, the girl would like him, so he added another sentence at the end: "Unless"
"Unless what?" The beauty asked subconsciously!
"Invite me to eat Fujiya lollipops!" Bai Xiaofei sold a cute!
"Pfft... Is this all you pursue?" The beauty was obviously amused by Bai Xiaofei.
"Mature men often retain a sense of innocence, you women don't understand!" Bai Xiaofei replied.
"Oh my god, do you know that I have 10,000 alpacas running in my heart right now!"
Do you know that I have 10,000 alpacas running in my heart right now? Bai Xiaofei saw this and was powerless to complain. It seems that this girl is also a netizen. She is very proficient in the Internet language, but this also shows that this girl started to talk to Bai Xiaofei as if she were a friend.
"Well, why don't we meet? Master, I have no resistance to pretty girls!"
"Meet your sister!"
"You will know what I look like after meeting you?"
"I have a feeling you are a bad person, don't..."
Don't... don't... Bai Xiaofei was thinking in the wrong way. It seems that this girl is quite alert. Bai Xiaofei did not give up and continued,
"Brother, the government guarantees that I am a good person! Do you believe that the government knows it?"
"The government doesn't believe it at all... But seeing that you are so confident, I will think about it. Tell me where you are going first and see if you are attractive to me."
Seeing Nana's reply, Bai Xiaofei was delighted. In fact, at this point, as long as it is not a bad place, girls will generally go out with you, and as long as they go out, they are only one step away from leaving the hotel!
"Let's go to the island. I still have some money in my VIP card. It will be invalid at the end of the month. You're lucky!" Bai Xiaofei replied.
"Oh, you're still a VIP. Are you showing off your wealth?"
"Whether to go or not? I hate people who keep dithering the most!" Bai Xiaofei pretended to be strong. The man couldn't lower his voice at this time, otherwise the woman would not take it seriously and would subconsciously look down on him!
"Can you be more graceful? Is there anyone as strong as you to invite a girl?"
"Okay, let's switch!" Bai Xiaofei also knew that he couldn't be tough with women all the time. He had to be both firm and gentle. However, seeing Bai Xiaofei's reply, Nana sent a question mark, indicating that she couldn't understand!
"Beautiful lady, are you willing to taste the bitter and endless life with me?"
"That's better. Let me tell you, this is my first time meeting an online friend. If you dare to have any bad ideas, I will cut you into pieces!"
When she said cutting, she also added a knife expression at the end.
"Don't worry, you are not enough to cause such great damage to me! What's your phone number? Call you tomorrow night!"
Bai Xiaofei took a long breath, but now is not the time to relax. The most important thing is that the other party has not asked for the phone number yet. However, the girl obviously paid more attention to the latter sentence. She sent Bai Xiaofei a question: "In the evening?"