"Little Tang San, why haven't you come out yet?"
Xiao Yexuan had been waiting outside for a long time. Xiao Wu had finished dyeing Tang San's big fox tail with colors.
But they still couldn't get Tang San to come out of the bathroom.
Really like a lazy donkey leaving a lot of mess!
"Master meow~! Please don't be angry meow~! I'll go... go call Third Brother out now."
Xiao Wu was trembling next to Xiao Yexuan. She knew how powerful Xiao Yexuan was, and how strict his punishments could be.
Xiao Wu feared punishment, but what she feared most was her beloved Tang San!
She simply couldn't let Tang San get hurt anymore.
But Xiao Wu felt like Tang San had played this too much.
Hiding in the bathroom for so long?
Making Xiao Wu stuck outside, nervously watching Xiao Yexuan's expressions.
At first, Xiao Wu hoped Tang San would rest more in the bathroom.
As long as Tang San felt better, Xiao Wu was willing to suffer any hardship.
But Tang San had gone too far, ignoring Xiao Yexuan's orders, and now had to face severe punishment.
Hiding in the bathroom would not help dodge the punishment at all!
What a daydream!
This would only make Xiao Yexuan punish Tang San even harder.
Thinking all this, Xiao Wu worried about how to get Tang San out without angering Xiao Yexuan, and how to explain things.
Or find a reason so Tang San wouldn't get punished.
Her mind spiraled, but then she actually thought of a way to help Tang San avoid punishment.
Soon, Xiao Wu would stop knocking and just walk straight into the bathroom.
Then, with Tang San's cooperation inside, she'd say Tang San had fainted in the bathroom.
As long as Xiao Wu called out, no matter what Tang San was doing, he'd understand and cooperate to act out the scene.
With that thought, Xiao Wu smiled lightly, feeling much better, and briskly pushed open the door.
The moment Xiao Wu opened the door, she froze.
Her pupils dilated. What was Tang San doing?
"Ahhh! Third Brother! What's wrong? Why have you fainted?"
Xiao Wu rushed inside and supported Tang San.
Tang San had really fainted.
But the posture was... a little unseemly.
Looked like a girl wiping after using the toilet.
Only that Tang San's hands were stained with diluted blood...
Xiao Wu only worried about Tang San, without thinking about how handsome he looked, and quickly held him, putting his hand under his nose.
Feeling breath, Xiao Wu sighed in relief.
Alive was good—why faint just going to the bathroom?
Plus, there was so much blood below.
The smell was also kind of strange...
Xiao Yexuan heard the noise and came over. Looking at the weak Tang San, he frowned.
Xiao Wu shook Tang San several times, changing his posture so the earlier details weren't obvious.
If Xiao Yexuan had entered first, he might have guessed something.
Now, looking at the blood, Xiao Yexuan only confirmed that Tang San's period had come again.
Periods come, go, and come again.
In his past life, being single for hundreds of years, Xiao Yexuan had no clue what it meant.
All he knew was: drink more hot water.
Seeing Tang San like this, Xiao Yexuan couldn't punish her, nor put the tail back on to cause more harm.
If Tang San got completely wrecked, wouldn't he be breaking his own rice bowl?
Xiao Yexuan decided no punishment for the fainted Tang San, and took no further action.
He knew Xiao Wu would take care of Tang San.
Just like Tang San once cleaned up Xiao Wu and placed her by his side.
In a few days, Xiao Wu would bring Tang San back lively enough to ride him like a horse again.
But Xiao Wu was worried about Tang San.
She didn't know why Tang San fainted, but she did know it was illness.
If sick, it must be treated! Delaying would only make things worse!
So Xiao Wu put Tang San in a safe place and quickly went to Xiao Yexuan with a pitiful look, pleading:
"Master! Master meow~! Third Sister... Third Sister is sick... Please... Master, let me take her to see a doctor! Her illness... must be serious meow~! If not treated quickly, it's dangerous meow~! Master meow~! Please, I beg you meow~!"
Xiao Yexuan looked down at Xiao Wu's begging and felt a bit annoyed.
Xiao Wu was his toy now, yet spent all day thinking about her Third Brother!
And today, Tang San had done so many outrageous things to Xiao Wu, but Xiao Wu acted like she didn't see and treated it as Tang San's kindness.
Ha! Truly a ten-thousand-year-old rogue rabbit!
He really wanted Xiao Wu to face reality.
But given the current situation, Tang San clearly saw Xiao Wu as an attacker, even because Xiao Wu put that huge fox tail on her.
In the end, Xiao Yexuan guessed, in Tang San's eyes, Xiao Wu had signed her own death warrant.
Ha!
The two would split sooner or later. Rather than tell Xiao Wu the truth, better let her understand the reality more and more.
Then they would finally separate completely.
By then, it'd be up to Tang San's actions.
What kind of face would she show?
For now, Xiao Yexuan didn't want any psychological changes with either of them.
He wanted the story to proceed on his terms.
So, casually he said:
"She's fine, just drink more hot water!"
"Drink more hot water? Third Brother fainted! You tell her to drink more hot water? How is that treating her illness?"
Xiao Wu naturally didn't believe it!
Seeing Xiao Wu being so stubborn, Xiao Yexuan just flashed away.
Believe it or not! If you don't, go find medicine yourself in the herb garden!
Sure enough, after Xiao Wu put Tang San to bed, she really went to the herb garden to look for medicine.
She was a rabbit, had tasted hundreds of herbs; no matter how bad, she wouldn't give Tang San poisonous stuff.
After chatting and searching, Xiao Wu found a few herbs, which Xiao Yexuan secretly watched.
Tsk tsk, Xiao Wu really knew how to find them; these herbs had powerful heat.
No telling what would happen if Tang San took them.
After all, cows eating it could knock down elephants.
Xiao Yexuan grew more excited—maybe today Tang San would take the initiative to break that pure, icy body of hers here.
After Xiao Wu boiled the herbs, Tang San woke up from the bed.
Her head was still dizzy; her last thoughts were still in the bathroom.
What she was doing was just too satisfying!
At the end, it seemed like she enjoyed it too much?
Then what happened? Tang San suddenly became alert.
Her head was so dizzy, could it be that she—
...fainted!
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