Arthur paced the sidelines, his hands stuffed into his coat pockets, eyebrows knitted together like two caterpillars having a heated argument. Leeds United had clawed back into the game with Maicon's thunderous strike, but since then, it had been a brick wall of red shirts. United's defensive shape looked like something out of a military drill—tight, disciplined, and, frankly, annoying.
Five minutes after the restart, the fourth official's board lit up, signaling substitutions for Manchester United. Ferguson wasn't messing around. Off came the two warhorses, Giggs and Keane, replaced by Park Ji-sung and Heinze. Rooney was dragged back into an attacking midfield role, with Ronaldo and Scholes flanking him. O'Shea, who had been doing his best traffic cone impression earlier, was suddenly pushed into a defensive midfield role, linking up with Park to plug up any Leeds attempts through the middle.
Arthur rubbed his chin, squinting at Ferguson. "Smart old fox," he muttered under his breath. The reshuffle was pure Ferguson—compact, suffocating, and designed to strangle the life out of Leeds' midfield.
As the game trudged on, Arthur couldn't help but notice that Park Ji-sung seemed to have transformed into some kind of bionic man. The guy was everywhere. Every time Modric or Deisler so much as thought about receiving the ball, Park was there, buzzing around like he was powered by triple-A batteries and spite. It wasn't just running; it was sprinting, tackling, and, most annoyingly, just popping up in the exact wrong place at the exact wrong time. Modric looked up at one point after a clean turn, only to find Park staring him down with the expression of a man who really didn't believe in personal space.
"Where the hell did he come from?!" Modric snapped after losing possession for the third straight time.
"Maybe he just spawns there," Deisler grumbled, wiping sweat from his forehead. "Like a bloody video game NPC."
Arthur wasn't thrilled either. He squinted at the pitch, watching Ferguson's adjustments play out like a well-rehearsed theatre act. Ronaldo, who had been loitering around the center circle like he was waiting for a bus, had now been given a stern talking-to. Ferguson had chewed him out on the touchline right after Maicon's goal, complete with hand gestures that probably weren't in the coaching manual.
Now, Ronaldo was sprinting back on defense like he'd been promised his weight in gold if he managed it. Ribery tried a few times to make something happen, wiggling his hips and shifting his feet like he was trying to salsa his way past, but every time he glanced up, Ronaldo was there. It was like having an annoying little brother follow you around, except this little brother could run 30 kilometers a game and jump like he had springs in his boots.
The flow of the game was a slog. Leeds tried probing through the wings, but United clamped down fast. Milner attempted to shimmy past Heinze only to get sent flying into the advertising boards. Arthur winced but couldn't help a grin. "He's alive," he muttered, seeing Milner stagger back up. "Barely."
Meanwhile, Park was practically Velcroed to Deisler, smothering him every time he got the ball. It wasn't even subtle anymore. At one point, Deisler received a pass, looked up, and visibly sighed when Park materialized out of thin air, grinning like he was just out for a Sunday jog.
"Do you even sweat?" Deisler huffed as Park shadowed him step for step.
"Not today," Park replied with a grin, before nicking the ball off his feet and sprinting back up the pitch like it was the easiest thing in the world.
Arthur ran his hands through his hair, glancing over at Ferguson, who looked as relaxed as someone watching his favorite movie for the hundredth time. Tactical tweaks, defensive reshuffles, Ronaldo playing like he actually remembered he had a job—Arthur had to admit, the old man knew how to suffocate a game.
But he wasn't giving up. Not yet. If Ferguson wanted to park the bus, Arthur was ready to smash the windows.
By the 80th minute, the scoreboard still read 2–1 in Manchester United's favor. Arthur stood on the sidelines, arms crossed, eyes fixed on the pitch as if he were trying to bend reality with sheer willpower. The game had descended into a tactical grind, with United stubbornly holding their lead, passing the ball around like they were playing keep-away at recess.
Up in the commentary booth, couple random chiggas were locked in their own duel of analysis.
"It seems like Manchester United has really stabilized," Javier said, leaning back in his chair. "Leeds United's goal shook them up for a bit, but Ferguson's adjustments have really paid off. Park Ji-sung's been everywhere. I swear I just saw him simultaneously marking Modric and helping an old lady cross the street."
Garcia chuckled. "And it looks like Leeds United's running out of options. Deisler's practically limping out there. I saw him try to stretch his legs a minute ago, and it looked like he was reenacting an interpretive dance."
Just as he finished, the camera panned to the sidelines, where Berbatov stood waiting, casually adjusting his shin pads like he had all the time in the world.
"Well, well," Javier chimed in, "Berbatov's coming on. I guess that means Deisler's done for the day. Looks like Arthur's going for a like-for-like swap. Berbatov's played as a shadow striker in the Bundesliga before, so it's not completely out of his wheelhouse."
Meanwhile, on United's side, Ferguson was doing his own tinkering. The fourth official held up the board, and the number on it was unmistakable—Van Nistelrooy off, Tevez on. The crowd buzzed with excitement as Tevez trotted onto the pitch, his ponytail bouncing along like it had its own personality.
"This is going to be interesting," Garcia commented. "First time Tevez faces his old club. Must be a bit weird for him, right?"
"Probably," Javier replied. "But knowing Tevez, he's either going to score a screamer or accidentally tackle one of his own teammates. No in-between."
Tevez jogged over to his new position, locking eyes with Milner, who gave him a nod and a grin that said, "No hard feelings, but if you nutmeg me, I'm taking you out." Tevez chuckled and patted him on the back. It was almost... friendly. Almost.
Back on the pitch, Manchester United seemed to switch gears. Ferguson had clearly ordered them to drain the clock like they were auditioning for a basketball team. Pass. Pass. Another pass. It was like watching a really irritating game of piggy-in-the-middle, with Leeds United chasing shadows.
Arthur stood on the sidelines, hands on his hips. "Are they trying to bore us to death?" he grumbled to his assistant, who just shrugged. "It's Ferguson," the assistant replied. "He's like a chess grandmaster who just figured out you've only got pawns left."
Arthur scoffed. "Well, I hope he remembers we're not playing chess. We're playing football. And I'm about to flip the board."
The problem was, United's possession wasn't just mindless passing. Every now and then, a gap would open up, and the ball would zip to Tevez or Ronaldo, who, naturally, would try to test Leeds' defense. Tevez almost slipped through once, dancing past two defenders before Phillips slammed the door shut with a crunching tackle. Ronaldo had a pop from distance, sending it into orbit. Someone in the stands probably caught it and decided to take it home as a souvenir.
Meanwhile, Arthur paced the technical area like a caged tiger, occasionally barking instructions to his players. "Stay tight! Mark your man! And for God's sake, someone tell Park Ji-sung he's not allowed to clone himself!"
On the pitch, Leeds' defense stood resolute, determined not to let United extend the lead. Ferdinand and Lahm were especially sharp, cutting out passes and throwing themselves in front of shots like they were auditioning for action movies. Arthur couldn't help but grin for a moment. "At least they remembered they're supposed to stop the ball," he muttered.
But time was slipping away, and Ferguson knew it. Every pass, every sideways dribble, every little flick was designed to chew up those precious seconds. Arthur had a decision to make—and he had to make it fast. United wasn't just holding the ball; they were squeezing the life out of the game. If Leeds didn't do something soon, they'd be going home empty-handed.
Arthur turned to his bench, eyes scanning the faces like he was picking out lottery numbers. It was time for one last roll of the dice.
***
The clock ticked into the 89th minute, and the fourth official on the sidelines raised the injury time board: three extra minutes. Three minutes for Leeds United to salvage something from the game. Arthur stood on the touchline, hands in pockets, rocking back and forth on his heels like he was waiting for a bus, but his eyes were locked on the pitch. "Three minutes... More than enough," he muttered to himself, though it sounded more like a prayer than a declaration.
On the field, Manchester United was putting together another painfully slow attack. It was the kind of buildup that would make even the most patient spectator want to fast-forward. Park Ji-sung was trotting forward with the ball, scanning for options while Leeds United players sat deep, defending in numbers. Only Falcao lingered around the center circle, flanked by Ferdinand and Silvestre like he was trapped between two brick walls.
About fifteen yards out from the Leeds United penalty area, Tevez was waving for the ball. Maybe it was desperation, maybe it was hope, or maybe he just wanted to remind Ferguson he was still there. Park Ji-sung spotted him, gave a quick nod, and passed it over.
Tevez collected the ball with all the calmness in the world—no one from Leeds pressed him. He spun around, scanning for a way through. The middle was clogged up tighter than rush-hour traffic, and the wings were manned by Leeds' fullbacks who looked more than happy to hack him down if he wandered too close. He scratched his head, stalling, trying to find a solution.
Then it happened.
"Hey! Carlos!" A voice shouted from behind him. It was loud, familiar, and incredibly confident.
Tevez blinked, ball still at his feet. He turned instinctively, like someone calling his name in a crowded room. There, standing with his hand raised and pointing to the center circle, was Milner. Leeds United's Milner. Wearing a white kit and waving like he was ordering a taxi.
"Carlos! Pass back!" Milner shouted again, his voice clear as day.
For a moment, Tevez's brain seemed to short-circuit. Milner's voice was so familiar—he'd heard it a thousand times in training, in games, in team huddles. Muscle memory took over. He nodded, turned, and casually passed the ball right back towards the center circle...where absolutely no Manchester United players were standing.
The stadium went dead silent for a heartbeat. Ferdinand and Silvestre, standing a few yards back, stared at each other in disbelief, as if Tevez had just handed them his resignation letter.
Milner, for his part, stood frozen for half a second, eyes wide, mouth slightly open. He blinked once, then twice, and then reality smacked him back to life. "Holy crap, he actually did it!" Milner blurted out loud, before charging forward to intercept the ball.
"Go! Go! GO!" Arthur screamed from the touchline, waving his arms like he was flagging down a plane.
Milner didn't need to be told twice. He scooped up the ball and sprinted forward, his legs pumping like pistons. On the left, Bale took off like someone had just fired a starter pistol. Milner didn't hesitate. One sweeping pass later, the ball was gliding across the grass, right into Bale's path.
Ferdinand and Silvestre finally snapped out of their trance and bolted after him, but chasing Bale in open space was like chasing a cheetah on a motorbike—futile and slightly embarrassing. Bale flew down the wing, eating up the turf with each stride, eyes locked on the Manchester United goal.
Silvestre, in a last-ditch act of desperation, came charging at him like he'd just remembered his life savings were on the line. But Bale, cool as you like, simply rolled the ball sideways to Falcao, who was lurking unmarked in the middle of the box.
The pass was smooth, perfect. Falcao didn't even take a touch. One look, one swing of his right boot, and the ball rocketed off his foot, screaming towards the bottom left corner. Van der Sar flung himself like a man possessed, stretching out his fingertips, but the ball zipped past him, clipping the inside of the post and nestling into the back of the net.
The sound of the ball hitting the net was like a thunderclap. For a moment, everything was silent—like the entire stadium was too stunned to process what had just happened. Then it exploded.
"GOOOAAALLLLL! FALCAO!!! FALCAO!!! LEEDS UNITED EQUALIZE IN STOPPAGE TIME! IT'S 2–2! AND IT STARTED WITH... WITH MILNER TRICKING TEVEZ! YOU COULDN'T MAKE THIS UP!" the commentator roared, practically laughing through his words.
Arthur was jumping up and down on the touchline, punching the air, screaming something unintelligible that was probably half tactics, half pure disbelief. On the pitch, Milner was laughing so hard he nearly fell over. Tevez, meanwhile, was standing in the middle of the pitch, hands on his hips, staring at Milner like he'd just been scammed out of his lunch money.
Back on United's bench, Ferguson's face was a masterpiece of shock and rage, like someone had just replaced his chewing gum with hot sauce. He turned to his assistant, speechless, before finally sputtering out, "Did... did he just...?"
The assistant just nodded, eyes wide. "Yeah, boss. He really did."
Arthur was still fist-pumping like he'd just won the lottery. Three minutes left. Enough time for one more twist? He could only hope