So. Funny thing.
Apparently we weren't guests anymore.
"We would be honored if the Sovereign of Ashring remained here as a long-term observer," the half-elf leader said, voice as smooth as enchanted bark oil.
Translation: You live here now.
Somewhere in the background, I heard the distant sound of a trap resetting itself. Spiritually. That was my last plan triggering and dying.
I blinked. I had come here expecting to drop off some awkward diplomatic phrases, maybe borrow some fire tricks, and sneak back home before anyone made me hold hands in a ritual. Instead, I was now looking at a politely glowing flame-basket and a small team of leaf-draped architects designing our residence. Not a tent. A residence.
The system chimed.
[New Status: Extended Co-Dwelling Initiated]
[Location Added: Semi-Autonomous Flame-Aligned Guest Zone]
[Daily Routine: Integrated]
[Please Pretend You Wanted This]