The four members of Team 7 passed through the portal and reappeared at their campsite.
Sakura stood there blankly, seemingly still not recovering from the shock she had just experienced.
Naruto and Kakashi looked at each other and found that both of them were sweating profusely, obviously frightened.
Sasuke noticed something was wrong with his teammates, but he didn't understand why they reacted like that.
'What's all this about 'tops' and 'bottoms'...?'
'Isn't that just about training roles?'
'During my recent sparring sessions with Kakashi, I always wanted to be the top.'
'What's so shocking about that?'
'Some people are just too easily impressed.'
"I'm going to train."
Sasuke declared flatly before heading off alone.
When Sakura saw him leaving, she shook her head violently, as if trying to eliminate those unholy images burned into her brain, and then chased after Sasuke while calling his name.
Kakashi glanced at Naruto and suddenly realized that there was something wrong with him…
'Logically, a normal 12-year-old child should have behaved like Sasuke after hearing what Haku just said...'
'Even Sakura only understood this forbidden love after she did some research on it herself.'
'So here comes the question…'
'How the hell does Naruto know about this stuff?!'
'He must've been sneaking peeks at age-inappropriate material!'
Kakashi felt a sudden responsibility to guide this child properly.
Even though he wasn't a good role model, he really didn't want Naruto to develop the same bad habits.
"Naruto..."
"You must not violate the Three Shinobi Prohibitions."
"If you get involved in any of these, your life is over."
Naruto turned and looked at Kakashi in disbelief.
'What on earth is this white-haired old man talking about?'
'Does he even hear himself?'
Naruto seriously considered slapping Kakashi across the face with one of the Icha-Icha Paradise books hidden in his Ninja Pouch.
"White... Kakashi-sensei, you better worry about yourself first!"
At this point, Naruto looked Kakashi up and down before continuing, "Kakashi-sensei, you are still single at such an old age..."
"You must have saved a lot of money, right?"
"I…"
Kakashi opened his mouth but he couldn't utter a complete sentence for a long time.
He felt like Naruto had hurt him three times with just that one sentence.
'What's wrong with this kid?!'
'Why has he always spoken so harshly since he was a child?!'
If not for Naruto's Space-Time Ninjutsu, Kakashi would definitely catch him and give him a good spanking.
Seeing Kakashi frozen in place, Naruto grinned victoriously.
However, he had a vague feeling that Kakashi might want to deal with him, so he immediately tossed a portal and slipped away.
Kakashi looked at the yellow-haired brat appearing in the distance and sighed helplessly.
He suddenly felt that even if it's Jiraiya...
He wouldn't be able to handle this little demon.
…
A few minutes later, Kakashi called the three Genin to sit around him and prepared to arrange the next training plan for them.
"Sasuke, we'll work on Lightning Release tomorrow. I'll also teach you a new Ninjutsu."
Sasuke, who was maintaining his Heavy Xuan Ruler, nodded, excitement revealed in his eyes.
For some reason, he felt he was this close to mastering Three Thousand Lightning Movement.
Kakashi then turned to the pink-haired girl spacing out beside him and said, "Sakura, you're still too weak..."
"Tomorrow, I will develop a Chakra Control training specifically for you, and then teach you a few Genjutsu."
When Kakashi said this, he subconsciously looked at the other two.
'These two kids were born the same. When they were seven years old, they were already training by dragging a tree across rivers...'
'There is no need for any further training in climbing trees or water walking.'
'After all…'
'They have made great use of the Chakra Control training.'
"O-okay!"
"I'll do my best!"
Sakura is well aware of the gap between herself and her teammates, so she is looking forward to the training plan that Kakashi mentioned.
'Maybe after completing Kakashi-sensei's training...'
'I'll finally be able to catch up to them!'
The girl clenched her fists with determination and psyching herself up in her heart.
'You can do this, Haruno Sakura!'
'You're the best!'
'Once you get stronger, you can finally teach Naruto a lesson!'
'Let's do it!'
After finishing with Sakura, Kakashi turned to Naruto ruto, who was practically vibrating with anticipation, and was silent for a while.
After thinking about it, he found that he didn't seem to have anything to teach Naruto...
Naruto's Chakra Natures are Wind and Earth.
While Kakashi does know quite a few of Ninjutsu from these two Attributes, most were either support-based or defensive Ninjutsu…
And for Naruto, such things are useless.
As for Taijutsu...
Sorry, this kid doesn't need to learn Taijutsu at all. He could just stand there trading kunai stabs with enemies and outheal the damage.
There are only few people as perverted as him in the entire Shinobi World.
Naruto stared at Kakashi with stars in his eyes.
After all, this guy is Konoha's gold medal technician, and it is said that he has copied over a thousand Ninjutsu.
He's simply a living encyclopedia of Ninjutsu!
Moreover, after years of being brutalized by Kurama-sensei's training, Naruto really wishes he had a normal teacher who could train him in a normal way!
After all these years, Naruto had come to a horrifying realization...
The big fox in his stomach is training himself in the same way as training a Biju!
If it weren't for his insane constitution, Naruto would have died at the age of six under Kurama-sensei's Biju Training Method.
So now, Naruto craved the experience of learning like a regular human being.
…
At this moment, inside the sealed space, Kurama, who was reading a novel, suddenly paused, and then felt some malice towards Naruto.
"Brat, are you being disrespectful to me?"
Hearing Kurama's voice, Naruto didn't know where to start complaining.
'How long has this fox been watching?'
'Why did he change the way he call himself from 'this old man' to 'this venerable one'?!' (T/N: I didn't like the way of saying this old man or this venerable one, so I won't change anything and still use I and me like usual.)
"No, just keep reading your book!"
After casually saying a few words to the big fox in his mind, Naruto looked at Kakashi expectantly again, and then heard this white-haired bum say something unbelievable, "Naruto...how about I teach you Earth Release: Earth-Style Wall?"
Naruto: "?????"
Naruto, who was originally looking expectant, instantly lost his smile and his expression became extremely stiff after hearing Kakashi's words.
His emotions swung from anticipation to sheer outrage.
'Damn!'
'Isn't this white-haired slacker going too far?!'
'You teach Sakura Genjutsu!'
'You teach Sasuke Lightning Release!!!'
'Now when it come to me, you're just going to teach the Earth Release: Earth-Style Wall???'
'If I want to learn this Ninjutsu, I can learn it anywhere! Why do I need to learn your ugly dog-head version?!'
'I know you favor Sasuke because of your good friend, Obito, but my father is your teacher!'
'You white-haired old man, you are not a human being!'
Naruto forced a strained smile before politely raising his middle finger, shaking his head in utter disappointment.
"Just wait for me, you white-haired bum!"
After saying that, Naruto stood up on the spot and walked to a position ten meters away without looking back.
'This white-haired bastard, who has mastered thousands of Ninjutsu, actually used the Earth-Style Wall to perfunctorily deal with me…'
'Just you wait! I'll learn Impure World Reincarnation when I return to the village!'
'When the time comes, you can go and explain to my mom yourself!'
'Since this guy doesn't give me the cheat... I'll do it myself!'
Seeing Naruto stomp away angrily, Kakashi chuckled awkwardly and scratched the back of his head.
It's not that he doesn't want to teach Naruto...
But he really doesn't have any Ninjutsu that Naruto can use.
Besides, Kakashi thinks his Earth Release Ninjutsu is top-tier.
It's very… distinctive.