"Wait what! 10 million DC!"
"Yes, because he killed all 20,000 imps by himself, and the payout for defeating 1 imp is 500 DC."
"Umm, thanks, but I wasn't really killing them for the money I was doing it just for fun."
"I don't really need the money so give it to Sakura..."
"STOP IT ALREADY, WILL YOU, KAZUMA!!!"
"Woah what's up with you Sakura."
"What's up with you, Kazuma? If you're playing a prank on me just tell me already!!!"
"What do you mean by that sakura?"
"Don't you guys realize that something is wrong with Kazuma?"
"Nope."
"Ever since he killed the general, he changed. For instance, he willingly wanted to go on quests without me bribing him."
"He told the whole town about his ability and told the town he would protect them. In return, he's the owner of the guild training ground #5."
"Sakura nothing is wrong with me."
"Ok, if that's true, use your ability, the eyes that see all, to look at me."
"Why would I look at you with the eyes that see all?"
Every one of them gasped.
"You see something is definitely wrong with Kazuma!"
"the Kazuma I know would look at me with no hesitation!"
"How couldn't I realize that something was wrong with Kazuma? I just thought that Kazuma changed because of me. I don't deserve to be called Kazuma's friend."
"Why are you acting this way? I only said I don't want to see her with my eyes that see all."
"How about this morning when I was walking around naked you didn't look at me the way you used to look at me!"
"Wait you walk about your house naked?"
"No, I just did it to try to prove something, and my suspicion was spot on. Something is definitely wrong with Kazuma."
"Kazuma, if anything is wrong, please let me know. I hate the way you're now. We need the old you back."
[Thump]
"Shit kazuma fainted!"
"What's wrong with him?"
"I don't know...."
"(We need the old you back. We need the old you back. We need the old you back.)"
"(Where am I? Huh, Boobs!)"
"(Haruto how are you feeling?)"
"(I'm great boobs um I meant miss! Huh why am I in a hospital and not the courthouse?)"
"(Is this the real you Haruto?)"
"(Huh dad?)"
"(Yes I'm your father but answer me are you the real Haruto?)"
"(Yes...)"
"(Ok what is your favourite thing?)"
"(Boobs of course you know that dad I learn a lot from the master of boobs himself.)"
"(You're back it's you the real Haruto!)"
[Crying]
"(Thank you so much nurse I don't know what would I do if you didn't help him!)"
"(I only did that because you paid me and don't tell anyone about this ok?)"
"(Ok I won't.)"
"(Dad why are you crying.)"
"(After you heard about how your mom died in court you went crazy and almost kill the person who killed her.)"
"(Wait what?!)"
"(Yeah but don't think why don't I take you to the strip club to celebrate your recovery huh?)"
[Cough]
"Boobs, um, I mean Sakura, why are you on top of me with your boobs out and in Infront of me?"
"Is this really you, Kazuma?"
"Yes...."
"Ok, if it is you, then look at Mei's boobs with the eyes that see all."
"I'm already looking at them, and both you and Momo's too."
"Yes, it's really you Kazuma!"
"I miss you so much!"
"Huh miss me? What are you talking about?"
"Where is the general who was talking to raavah?"
"Wait you're telling me that you don't remember what happened?"
"No...."
"Oh boy, so you're telling me that you don't remember what happened all?"
"No, I don't."
"Oh boy, you're not going to believe it."
"Let's go to Kemario's to tell you the news."
"Wait what! You're joking, right?"
"Nope."
"(Gemini is that true?)"
"That information is out of my reach."
"You're telling me that I killed the general, blew up a forest, killed 20,000 imps, got 10 million DC, and revealed my ability to all of Avalon in exchange for the guild training ground!"
"Yup, you did."
"But I don't remember doing anything!"
"You know, now that you mention this, I remember something like this happened to me before."
"Look like you have D.I.D."
"What is D.I.D Mira?"
"Dissociative identity disorder and my name is KIRA."
"(Hey Gemini what is Dissociative identity disorder?"
"Dissociative identity disorder is a symptom of when someone has 2 or more personalities, sir."
"(Do I have Dissociative identity disorder Gemini?)"
"That information is out of my right sir."
"Kazuma I was so worried and confused I didn't know what happened to you. Never let this happen to you again, vice leader orders."
"(Did she forget I'm the leader?)"
"Thank goodness you're ok Kazuma. Wanna go back to my place and have hardcore s*x?"
"(Yes oh wait she's drunk again.)"
"Sorry about her she's drunk."
"No, it's ok. (why can't she say that when she isn't drunk?)"
"Hey Kazuma, why don't we go and train in your training ground tomorrow, huh?"
"Umm, maybe another time."
After we finished eating I paid for the food and exited the Izakaya.
I teleported Sanami and his group to their house, and after I did that, I teleported us home.
"I'm going to take a bath. Goodnight, girls."
Mei headed to her room, and as I was about to walk away, Sakura grabbed me.
"Where do you think you're going?"
"If you're going to take a bath I'm going to take one with you."
"Huh, what do you mean by that?"
"It means we're going to take a bath together."
"(Wait what take a bath with Sakura! Am I dreaming or something if I'm dreaming don't wake me up!)"
"Um, are you sure that? Because what if I accidentally slip and fondle your boobies?"
"Kazuma, we sleep beside each other every night, and most nights, I'm naked. I don't mind if you do it on purpose or not on purpose."
"(Please don't wake me up from this dream!)"
"But what if Mei Walk in and see us?"
"That's what a do not disturb sign is about."
"But we don't have one."
"I know, but you can create one, so do it."
After I created the do not disturb sign we both headed into the bathroom together.
"Umm is it ok if I open my eyes?"
"Kazuma, you already saw me naked, so it ok to look again."
"(Great Ggogily moggily.)"
"Kazuma, sit here. I'm going to wash you."
"Ok."
When I sat down, Sakura threw water on me and started to lather me, but something felt off, she wasn't using a cloth.
"Umm, Sakura, what are you using to lather me with?"
"My breast of course. I wanted to try this with you for the longest time."
"(I'm begging you please don't wake me up!)"
"Ok now turn around so I can wash the front part of you."
"N,o I can do that myself."
"(If Sakurawashedh the front part of me,e I would control and pounced on her.)
"Ok then."
After I finished washing the front part of my body, and as I was about to leave,e Sakura grabbed me once more.
"Where do you think you're going huh?"
"I'm finished bathing so I'm going back to my room."
"Don't you think it's unfair that I washed you and you didn't wash me?"
"Wait you want me to wash you?"
"Yes of course."
"(I'm begging you please please please don't wake me!)"