"Holy crap!" The sleep-deprived young man was fully immersed when the episode cut off abruptly.
"Nice! miHoYo really knows how to cliffhanger!
But it's just Episode 1—why end it like this?!"
He eagerly clicked the next episode button—
only for group chat notifications to keep interrupting.
——
[Silver Wolf's Current Boyfriend: Bros, what now? Can't even watch in peace?]
[Adorably Invincible March's Wife: That's CGI for sure!]
[Herta's #1 Simp: The Trampler's 100% practical—no green screen artifacts. I've seen enough films to tell.]
[Kafka's Dog: Hundreds of web series drop daily—who hasn't seen a ton?]
[Asta Is My Wife: Who cares? I'm hyped!]
[It's miHoYo Not Hoyoverse: Gotta admit—miHoYo's founder Su Chen's a genius. Where'd he find these actors and VFX teams? All I know is—it's good.]
——
After syncing timestamps, everyone resumed watching.
Picking up from the cliffhanger, the centaur-like Trampler roared, hooves raised.
The low-angle shot amplified its intimidating presence—
could Caelus, March 7th, and Dan Heng really defeat such a foe?
Dan Heng locked eyes with March 7th, who nodded.
They engaged the Trampler while Caelus shielded Arlan,
then joined the fray with his bat.
This was Dan Heng's moment—his spear techniques (thrusts, sweeps, parries) were lethally precise,
holding the beast at bay single-handedly,
though not felling it yet.
"Life, death, reality, illusion—all but a fleeting dream—"
Dan Heng stepped back, his spear glowing faintly.
"A glimpse of eternity in a slumber's haze!"
"BREAK!"
The subtitles morphed into ink-brush calligraphy as Dan Heng vanished—
reappearing behind the Trampler in a blood-ink transitional effect.
"BOOM!" The Trampler collapsed, knees buckling under the strike.
——
[Silver Wolf's Current Boyfriend: SICK! SICK! SICK!]
[Herta's #1 Simp: That ink-wash aesthetic really gave me a climax!.]
[It's miHoYo Not Hoyoverse: Dan Heng's spear skills? Legendary. Like Zhao Yun reborn.]
[Asta Is My Wife: Stunt double?]
[Adorably Invincible March's Wife: No way—his face is visible in every shot. Also, another one-take? miHoYo's obsessed (and I'm here for it).]
[Herta's #1 Simp: Next-level absurd. Does Dan Heng have martial arts training? miHoYo's professionalism deserves applause.]
[Kafka's Dog: Heard Kafka's air-violin posture in A Brief Play was playable IRL. miHoYo sweats the details!]
——
The wounded Trampler shrieked furiously,
summoning gale-force winds that forced the team to shield their eyes—
until silence fell, revealing hordes of Voidrangers: Distorters descending from above.
March 7th aimed her bow. "Ganging up after losing? Cheap move!"
Just as tension peaked—
a transforming drone shredded through enemies, carving an escape path.
"GO!" Dan Heng ordered.
They barely made it to the elevator before the screen cut to—
a red-haired woman in a wedding-dress-like gown.
"Must you always court danger?"
Himeko turned with a smile. "But welcome back."
Her gaze softened at March 7th and Dan Heng. "You two did well."
March 7th pouted. "Himeko! You're late! Those Legion goons were everywhere—arrows don't cut it!"
"Earlier wouldn't help. My orbital cannon would wreck the station—Herta would bill us."
After debriefing, Arlan left for medical aid.
Himeko then addressed Caelus. "I hope March didn't trouble you?"
March 7th side-eyed him. "Choose your words wisely."
Caelus sighed. "Never met someone so… impulsive."
"That's just me!" March 7th grinned. "No harm done! Dan Heng's used to it."
Dan Heng crossed his arms. "No comment."
Himeko laughed. "Youth! You've bonded already. Come—Asta's worried sick."
——
[Kafka's Dog: Himeko's aura—godly.]
[Silver Wolf's Current Boyfriend: That bridal outfit? My weakness. New waifu unlocked!]
[Adorably Invincible March's Wife: March 7th's smile at the end—MELT.]
[It's miHoYo Not Hoyoverse: Now Himeko too? How can I love them all equally?!]
——
The group followed Himeko through the space station's jaw-dropping main control sector—
crowded with researchers and cutting-edge tech,
all under a celestial dome so real it felt like being in space.
March 7th waved at a pink-haired girl. "Station Head Asta—we're back!"
Asta turned slowly. "Thank goodness."
[Asta Is My Wife: WIFE. YOU. ARE. PERFECTION.]