Theta Nulls always knew that creation was some sick joke concocted by an intelligent even higher than Theos. Now it didn't mean anything.
A large empty room with nothing but one thing inside. The room walls were grayish, and the interior walls surrounding the room were shifting with every passing moment.
In the middle of the room, Nulls lay flat on his back; five bottles were visible next to him. Two were filled to the top while the other three were bone dry.
In the middle of every bottle, a big red X and the words 'Don't ever drink this beverage, no matter the timeline branch you were in' was etched onto their surface.
"I-i," Nulls said, his voice shaky and drunk. "I can drive this vessel myself." He promptly coughs several times to ease his throat.
"I-I mean, it can drive itself, right?" His voice grew more drunk. He put his fingers on his forehead "Ughh, what am I even saying at this point?"
He glances over the two remaining bottle
He extends his left hand, trying to reach another bottle beside him. He knows it is the wrong thing to do, but he is willing to do anything as long as it can numb his pain.
"J-just one more and I will be done I promise—"
Boom!!!
A deafening sound came from one of Null's rooms; this time, it sounded like it was coming from Null's main engine room.
He turned his head in the direction of the sound. A fog whose color can't be described spreads into his room.
There wasn't any color on the color spectrum. The fog wasn't invisible; instead, it had a slight hint of radiating, a slight touch of emitting. And a gentle breze of transmiting.
"Oh, not again." Nulls groaned, rubbing his finger on his temple.
His left hand finally reached the bottle, and with only one sip the bottle was empty. He smashes the bottle with one hand. Causing tiny glass debris to fly in all directions.
He took a glance at his hand palm; it was bleeding and infested with tiny glass shrapnel.
"I am starting to regret having a biological body." He said. "Revert me back to normal!!!"
The vessel AI promptly dissentrigate Null's body and then carefully reattached the consciousness into a more Theonic body.
His facial structure began to grow more uncanny, his skin began turning black. His limb was elongated and distorted. Resembling a monster.
A set of fangs grows from his two upper fang teeth. Each fangs slightly curve. Layers of scale spontaneously appear seemingly out of thin air.
His eyes, just seconds ago, A beautiful blue shade, now turn into a bottomless eye socket with no bottom. His body is now skinny and frail, with no hair whatsoever.
He's now omni-pedal almost like a lizard. His jaw becomes rigid. His tongue was split into four independent moving limbs that he could control.
His brains were duplicated, one for each limb. His tail was dissected into two different parts.
His eye sockets were divided into three sections, one on each side of the face. Each of them contains the same bottomless void as the upper one.
He stretches and wiggles both of his tails at a fast pace, feeling refreshed and young again.
"Much better." Nulls gets up from lying into standing with four legs. His height changed, previously 6'1 feet now 10'7 feet.
Boom!!!
A loud booming sound was heard again. This time still in the engine room. The lights that surround Nulls begin to flicker.
I forget about that!!
Nulls loudly thought to himself.
The sound was produced from the engine room which means—
Nulls standing silently there for a good seven seconds before deducing the situation. He already deduces it in the first Eyreosecond. He just takes the rest seven seconds to add the dramatic effect.
Anything but that, please!!!
Nulls materialized as fast as he could to the engine room.
Inside the middle of the engine room, a giant aether board, etched with countless upon countless variables, was present.
Null's eye scans the room, looking for anomalies or errors that could trigger such a massive explosion.
Located within the back of the engine room, the Covenant Sphere was attached to a collection of wire from every hyperdimensionality axis, whether physical or not.
Nulls tapped the sphere gently.
"Don't worry, even in drunk condition, I can still fix you right up," Nulls said.
Nulls materialized his tools bag; it was a bottomless pit designed by him to always, without exception, give him the right tools for that exact moment.
With my brand new custom Four-dimensional tools bag." His eye lights up with excitement. Both ends of his lips curled up into a smile.
With his claws, he digs his bag, pulling gadget upon gadget out of it; none are useful.
"Strange, I didn't remember to add useless garbage to this bag."
He digs further, revealing layers upon layers of void hiding inside a bag the size of a pillow.
A mountain of gadgets formed behind him. He was looking for one special device. One that causes him so much inconvenience in the past.
"Aha!!!" Nulls exclaim, in his hands lies the