"What you experienced just now might be similar to what I went through during the competition—it's like, suddenly, you couldn't help but feel a strange affection for Zhang Fan,"Shui Bing'er thought for a moment and said, "Then you just impulsively did something unexpected. Maybe that's love!"
Shui Bing'er paused. Honestly, she had no clue what really happened either—it was just all too bizarre... and kind of thrilling.
After all, girls like excitement and novelty.
Especially when it comes from someone like Zhang Fan, who's ridiculously handsome.If he had asked her for a kiss, she wouldn't have hesitated.
That kiss they shared had already planted a seed of emotion in her heart.
She'd fallen for him long ago.
She just hadn't expected Shui Yue'er to suddenly act with the same strange impulsiveness.
That caught her off guard.
It meant her younger sister liked him too.
That made her hesitate a bit.
But... on Douluo Continent, polygamy wasn't a big deal.
So she didn't mind sharing a man with her sister.
"Oh... so that's what it was! Looks like I've got it pretty bad!"Shui Yue'er nodded seriously at Shui Bing'er.
"What sickness?"Shui Bing'er asked curiously.
"Lovesickness! Otherwise, how could I have done something that weird? Just because he saved me during the match, I fell for him?!"Shui Yue'er was a little stunned herself.
"Maybe,"Shui Bing'er nodded.
After that, they each returned to their tents.
Meanwhile, the Shrek crew gathered outside.
"Alright, our next opponent is Thunderclap Academy. Are you all confident?"Liu Erlong looked at them gently.
"Of course we are!"Xiao Wu said confidently, thinking, As long as Fan-ge's around, everything's under control.
"Yeah, Thunderclap Academy's not all that. With our dashing Fan-ge around, nothing's a problem!"Ning Rongrong chimed in.
"Enough with the bootlicking... This time, let's have Dai Mubai, Tang San, and Ma Hongjun go first. I'll go fourth,"Zhang Fan suddenly smiled and said.
"Nice! Finally get to stretch a little!"Ma Hongjun nearly jumped with excitement.
Dai Mubai was thrilled too.
Tang San, however, looked at Zhang Fan suspiciously. He didn't show any excitement—he knew this guy must be planning something fishy.
Definitely up to no good.
After all, Thunderclap Academy wasn't easy to deal with.
"Xiao San, this is your chance. Make it count!"Yu Xiaogang cooed.
"Got it!"Tang San nodded.
"Alright... everything will go according to Zhang Fan's plan,"Liu Erlong agreed without objection.
Thunderclap Academy was a solid opponent. All their soul masters had lightning attributes—strong offense, explosive bursts, and a violent aura.
They had four Spirit Masters above level 40, same as Godwind Academy.
They took this match seriously. All four high-level fighters were saved for later rounds, clearly ready to give it their all.
In the first round, Ma Hongjun won easily.In the second, the fatty struggled hard—his opponent had plenty of soul power.
Ma Hongjun was pissed, his eyes practically on fire.
"Ding! Mission Triggered: Modify Storyline."
[Ma Hongjun gets electrocuted black, filled with rage, and charges at the lightning-covered youth.] — Editable
Zhang Fan immediately added "'s crotch" after "youth" and changed "charges" to "bites."
"Ding! Storyline modified successfully. Slight chaos ensues. Reward: 60 modification points."
Ma Hongjun, scorched black from the electricity and fuming, suddenly lunged forward and bit at the lightning-covered youth's crotch.
"Swoosh..."He had originally been pouncing at the guy, but something shifted—head first, mouth open wide, he went for the bite.
"Uhh…"The sudden turn caught everyone off guard.
No one saw that coming—it was like a rabid dog attacking.
He bit right at the guy's crotch.
"AAAHHHH!!!"The guy let out a soul-wrenching scream, like a dog howling.
"Dude... is he part dog or something? Why the hell did he go for that part?"
"This world really is messed up. I've never seen an attack like that before!"
"LET GO OF ME!"The Thunderclap guy screamed, pale and terrified."GET YOUR MOUTH OFF ME!"
"Ugh..."Even Tang San couldn't bear to watch.Ma Hongjun was acting like a full-on mad dog.
He'd never seen him attack like this—biting randomly like a lunatic.
"This is... just embarrassing."Dai Mubai almost covered his face. Couldn't even watch.
"This guy..."Liu Erlong shook her head, speechless.Still, if he could secure the win, she'd let it slide.
"HAHA... this guy's totally part dog! No other explanation for biting like that!"
"Yeah! Too funny!"Even Ning Rongrong couldn't help laughing.
"I... I give up! LET ME GO!"The Thunderclap guy was in tears. He'd almost lost his manhood in a friendly match. He was ready to retire.
"Swoosh..."At that moment—
Ma Hongjun realized he could open his mouth again.
He let go of the Thunderclap guy.The smell alone was unbearable.
He almost puked.
"Ugh..."Ma Hongjun dry heaved. He couldn't believe he had done something that outrageous.
He was seconds away from crying from sheer embarrassment.
"Shrek wins!"The referee couldn't even look at the fat guy.
"San-ge, I'm done. Your turn!"Ma Hongjun jumped off the platform.
"Alright! But man, that last move of yours... twisted, but effective!"Tang San patted his shoulder.
"Don't laugh at me! I think I went nuts for a second. Be careful!"Ma Hongjun looked both helpless and terrified.
"Uh… seriously?"Tang San was shocked. He hadn't expected that biting spree was the result of a mental break. Still, a blessing in disguise—otherwise, that fat guy might not have won.
Next up from Thunderclap Academy was a Soul Elder around level 30.
The guy stared at Tang San with eyes full of hatred.
These Shrek people were disgusting—resorting to such low tactics. He had to get revenge.
His soul rings began to rise.
Martial Spirit summoned.
"Buzz…"Tang San's soul rings also floated up—two yellow, one purple, one white.
When his final ring appeared, the others were stunned.Was this guy nuts? His fourth ring was only ten years old?
Everyone else's fourth ring was at least several hundred years old, and this guy had a ten-year one?
No one could figure it out.
Tang San saw the look in his opponent's eyes and almost wished he were dead.
The others just looked at him strangely.
"Buzz…"Next moment, Tang San summoned his Blue Silver Chicken.
"Cluck cluck..."The blue-and-silver-colored chicken darted around the field.
Leaving the already stunned audience completely frozen.
"Uh... This guy's so confident but so weird. A ten-year fourth soul ring? And his martial spirit is a... chicken?"
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