I listened as the two goblins spoke about this goblin eater, and how he killed four goblins—and like the clap of lightning, I realized they were speaking about me. And I was offended. I did not look like a troll, those bastards! And as a matter of fact, I cut my nails regularly. How dare they say I have claws. They will suffer.
Thoughts of the torture I would commit on every goblin I found only intensified in their cruelty as I heard them further describe me. I held myself back as they walked past my hiding place, and I could only promise myself that they would get what was coming to them.
But I was soon drawn out of my anger by the mention of sandcrawlers. Yet they were growing distant, so I followed them, staying hidden.
Goblin guard one: "Hey, what do ya think? Do the sand crawler things come past here lots?"
Goblin guard two: "Don't know, but I know dat I don't want to find out what's got them running this way."
I froze at that, not knowing what to think.
"Hey system, what do you make of this?"
In response, a blue screen appeared.
System: "Well host, it could be that a sand worm had gotten into a sand crawler nest."
"Hey system, could you tell me more about what I'm dealing with?"
System: "Of course host, fun fact: sand crawlers are descendants of sand worms. But the most noticeable difference between the two species is size. The sand crawler can grow anywhere from 18 to 30 feet in length, whereas the sand worms are much larger. To this day, most disagree on the true size of a sand worm, but it is estimated to be roughly 1,473 feet.
Fun fact: you actually met a preadolescent sand worm the first time you came here. Would you like me to go on?"
"No thank you, maybe later, system."