Number One met Number Two.
The moment their squinty sunken eyes locked, time stood still.
Both stared at each other as if they'd just glimpsed an alternate version of themselves from a parallel dumpling dimension.
"You… your name's Fatty Kui?" Number One asked.
"Y-yeah," Number Two stammered. "Your name's Fatty Kui?"
Number One's eyes narrowed in suspicion. "Han Yu… explain."
Han Yu slowly backed away with a guilty smile. "Now, now, let's not jump to conclusions."
"You said I was your Fatty Kui!" Number One pointed an accusing finger.
"You never mentioned a second Fatty Kui," Number Two added with betrayal in his voice.
"I didn't name either of you!" Han Yu protested. "You were both already called that!"
"But I was the original!" Number One huffed.
"I've known Brother Han Yu since he scrubbed latrines!" Number Two retorted.
"I shared my steamed buns with him during winter!"
"I gave him my blanket when he had a cold!"
"I once defended his honor against a chicken!"
