Raja jolted awake in the Chaos Den, the Forbidden Forest's runes pulsing like a rave. Dobby, the elf, popped up with a coffee mug, bowing dramatically. "Master Raja, your caffè latte, sir!"
Raja snorted, grabbing the cup. "Dobby, you're gonna spoil me with this barista act!"
Dobby winked, "Only the finest for the Chaos King!"
Raja portaled to Elysium World, plopping down in his lab to tinker with a Predator gauntlet, its alien tech gleaming.
"Maya, let's crack this bad boy open," he said, diving into a one-day evil-scientist marathon.
By nightfall, he'd decoded its cloaking and weapon functions, upgrading his Chaos Watch with a spy-worthy invisibility mode. "Now I'm the Hunter that Hunts the predator!" he cackled, vanishing and reappearing with a flourish.
MAYA: "Master, you're one cloak away from a supervillain arc!"
Raja strutted to meet Elysium's Queen Jessica, who greeted him with a sultry, "Well, well, the king returns." What followed was a steamy night with her and her assistant, leaving Raja grinning like a cat in a cream factory. "Ladies, you're gonna need a week to recover!" he teased, portaling to the Resident Evil world. (Sexy Photo)
There, Alice, Rain, and Jill tackled him with hugs. "Raja, the world's blooming—check out these solar cities!" Alice said.
Raja spent a week with them, inspecting green plains and AI-run factories, joking, "You three are making me look lazy!"
Rain smirked, "Stick around, we'll put you to work!"
Back in the main world, Raja hit Uncle Charlie's Malibu beach house, finding Charlie sloshed, playing blackjack with his elite buddies. "Hit me, you cowards!" Charlie slurred, cards flying.
Uncle Alan, sulking nearby, begged, "Charlie, let me in! I'm fun!"
Charlie waved him off, "Alan, you'd bet your dentures and cry!"
Alan, desperate, called old friends, only to learn Judith, his ex, had turned them against him, thanks to Raja's lawyers making their divorce a legal cage match.
Raja, sipping a soda, said, "Uncle Alan, ditch the drama. Take a trip, make new pals—I'll hook it up."
Alan tackle-hugged him, sobbing, "You're my hero, kid!"
Raja arranged a luxury Caribbean cruise, drove Alan to the Cruise, and waved him off. "Don't fall for any cruise ship sirens!" Raja yelled, Alan giving a thumbs-up.
At Brooklyn's 99th Precinct, Raja rode the elevator with Jake, fresh from busting the Ianucci Mafia undercover.
"Per-alta, you're a legend!" Raja high-fived.
In the bullpen, Charles, eyes wild, rallied everyone for a prank, shouting, "Jake's invisible—ignore him!" As Jake and Raja entered, Jake boasting, "I'm back, baby!" Charles leapt onto a desk, yelling, "The prank worked! He's a ghost!"
Jake groaned, "Charles, you're unhinged!"
Raja hugged Rosa and Amy, kissing their cheeks, whispering, "Miss me, ladies?"
Rosa smirked, "Keep dreaming, hotshot," while Amy blushed, "Maybe a little."
The precinct booed, Hitchcock shouting, "Get a room, weirdos!"
Raja laughed, "Jealousy's a bad look, folks!"
Jake demanded updates.
Rosa, smirking, listed: "Terry chipped a tooth, lisped like a cartoon for a week. Amy and Charles twinned in khakis one day—horrifying. Holt banned headphones after Gina set a trash can on fire vibing too hard."
Holt, stone-faced, gave Jake two minutes to share mission highlights, clock ticking.
Jake, panicking with 12 seconds left, blurted, "Fixed a boxing match, smoked a cigar without puking, hung with 10 guys named Sal, and missed you all like crazy!"
Everyone scattered to work, Charles and Terry hugging, giggling like kids as they headed to the records room.
During a precinct drill, Terry, in character as a "confused old woman," shuffled to Rosa's desk, whining, "Where's my cat, officer?"
Rosa, annoyed, muttered, "Terry, your angry prostitute bit last week was bad enough—now this?"
Amy, stifling a laugh, guided Terry, who kept muttering about his "missing tabby."
Rosa and Amy griped about Holt's daily drills, but Holt barked, "They stay—deal with it!"
In the copy room, Gina cornered Charles, hissing, "You better not blab to Jake about us."
Their secret romance had sparked during a Raja-arranged dinner at a swanky hotel, and now they sneaked nightly meetups.
Raja, catching their awkward eye-dodging in the bullpen, smirked, "Young love's so clumsy!"
Jake met Agent Marx in Holt's office, who praised the mafia bust but noted Freddy Maliardi's escape.
Jake begged to go back undercover, but Holt worried he'd be pegged as a mole.
Raja chimed in, "I'll tag along as Jake's gangster backup—problem solved!"
Holt sighed, relieved, "Raja, just don't shoot anyone."
Jake briefed Charles and Raja, who fake-cried, "Jake, you got a new bestie, Derek? You broke our hearts!"
Raja piled on, clutching his chest, "How could you, Peralta? We're chopped liver now!"
Jake twitched, "You two are drama queens!"
They planned: Jake and Raja would meet mafia contact Benny; Charles would "attack" to keep their cover.
At a greasy diner, Jake and Raja, in slick suits, met Benny, fishing for Freddy's location. Raja, channeling a mobster, growled, "Spill, Benny, or I rearrange your face."
Benny, sweating, gave up Freddy's girlfriend Bianca's address.
Raja leaned in, whispering, "Boss, your nemesis, Menacing Charles, who got you 'fired,' is storming in!"
Charles burst through, bellowing, "well well look who is it is Jake the dishonest rat! Outside, now!" He dragged them out, throwing theatrical punches and knees, selling the ruse.
Jake yelped, "Charles, ease up, you maniac!"
Raja doubled over laughing, "This is better than cable!"
In the precinct break room, Gina slumped with Hitchcock and Scully, moaning, "My affair's gonna tank my social cred to your level—gross!"
At Bianca's apartment, Jake and Raja entered, Charles waiting in the car, ready to barge in if Jake clicked his keys.
Inside, Bianca pulled a gun, snarling, "Who sent you?" Jake fumbled for his keys, but Charles, locked out and gunless, cursed the car door.
Raja, with a Tactical Move, disarmed Bianca in a blink, the gun clattering. Charles finally kicked the door down, panting, "I'm here!"
Bianca, loyal to Freddy, scoffed, "He loves me—I'd never betray him!"
Raja, all charm, purred, "Why risk it all for a pig, beautiful Oneesan? Freddy's probably cheating—plenty of fish for a queen like you."
Jake caught the vibe, breaking into song: "Mario's with Teresa, Teresa's with Paulie, Paulie's with Lisa, Lisa's with Anthony—Freddy's with Bianca G and her sister Valerie!"
Bianca, stunned by the reveal, enraged and spilled the info: Freddy was headed to Teterboro Airport for Barbados.
Back at the precinct, Gina, in a naked mole rat jumper, told Amy, "I'm no longer wolf-worthy—fashion exile!"
Jake, Raja, and Charles hit the airport, but a staffer confirmed Freddy took an earlier flight.
Jake, gutted, cleaned his desk, gagging at maggoty leftovers. "I let Freddy slip," he moped.
Charles clapped his back, "You nabbed 14 mobsters, man! Plus, surprise party at Shaw's Bar!"
At the party, Jake feigned shock, "No way!" He coaxed Holt into a speech, who grunted, "Two drinks each—don't embarrass me." Charles, scared of Gina's wrath, hadn't told Jake about their fling, but Gina, moved yet miffed, announced to the bar, "Charles and I are a thing—deal with it!"
The crowd cheered, Jake spitting his drink, "What?!"
Amy and Rosa dragged Raja to their new shared apartment, winking, "Time for a housewarming, Chaos King."
Raja whipped up a gourmet dinner, and the night ended in a steamy threesome, leaving them all grinning.
"You two are trouble," Raja teased, dodging a pillow.
Back in the Chaos Den, runes glowing, Raja mused, "Time to check on my Alien-slaying mission."
Maya Snorted "Reign of chaos continues by slaying the monsters and conquering the worlds."
To Be Continued…