When an alien ambassador crash-lands in Tim's backyard and demands, 'Take me to your leader,' the 12-year-old does what any kid would do: he points to himself and says, 'That’s me. I’m the King of Earth.'

Now, thanks to a hastily signed treaty (and a promise to hand over Jupiter), Tim’s got an armory of world-ending alien tech, an invulnerable Planetary Base in his backyard treehouse, and one tiny problem: nobody told him ruling a planet would be this hard. Between conquering Earth, fending off hostile fleets, outsmarting intergalactic bureaucrats, and explaining his absences to his Trekkie dad, Tim’s in way over his head. But if he can’t bluff his way through alien diplomacy fast, humanity might end up as collateral damage.

"King of All I Survey" is a fun, heart-pounding sci-fi adventure where one kid’s lie decides the fate of Earth—and homework is nothing compared to intergalactic war.

"OK, Joe, the next time those guys are unobserved, disable any cameras for a few minutes, then LITV them to a sim room. Mock it up so they think they're still in their cells, but that a visitor, use my adult appearance for that, accompanied by guards comes to release them. The guards open the doors, and the visitor escorts them out to a waiting car. The car drives them to the airport, where they think they're on a flight for however long it would take, then another escort to a car that brings them to the US Embassy in Guatemala. Use a real car from one of our locations about the same distance from the embassy as the airport but use a car with a sim unit inside to fake the route for the passengers. Black out any CIA accessible satellites that would see the origin or routes of vehicles in Guatemala. Make sure we have Guatemalan paramilitaries both driving and riding in the back with them in case they decide to try to escape. Any holes in that plan?"


Chapter 160 - Psychopaths as Leaders