Jack gave me some pointers about life.
The problem? He was already dead.
A man who lost his life was giving me pointers on it.
It was as if a fifty year old fat male teacher was teaching students about reproduction while having an erection which he got from the diagram in the book.
Jack told me there was only one rule in life and that was to keep levelling up.
I would have agreed to him since I have a system now but this bastard said that under the context of horniness. By levelling up he meant to pound on your girlfriend's mother if the girlfriend refuses.
He said all that with full conviction.
Jack gawked at me.
I panted as that was one long monologue. The dialogue writer isn't paid enough to write such long things.
Jack still stared at me but eventually, he spoke:
"So you won't put out the fire from my dead body?"
I sighed.
