Yo I just watched alien romulus holy moly that baby was fucking terrifying.
-First Person Pov Mikey Martinez-
[Universe: Demon Slayer]
[Location: Somewhere in fucking Japan]
[Time: 9:19AM]
I've been walking for so damn long that I swear my feet are gonna go on strike. But now's a good time to check in with the system.
'Hey system, do I still age?'
[Yes, but slowly. You're peak human, not immortal. You'll still experience cellular damage and senescence—just at a much slower rate. But if you're worried about aging, don't be. Your Evolutionary Process power will extend your lifespan significantly.]
'So basically, longevity but not true immortality... That kinda sucks.' Living forever sounds miserable. 'Well, at least I won't be alone.' I crack a small smile. Forever with someone I love doesn't sound too bad.
[That's right! You'll always have me, and I'll have you—]
'Ew, not you. I meant like, an actual relationship. Marriage, love, all that good stuff.' My face scrunches up.
[...Right. I knew that.]
'Right.' This just got kinda awkward.
-Third Person Pov-
Somewhere in the bushes Mikey is being watched by someone. The masked figure quickly rushed behind a nearby tree and climbed it, then continued to watch Mikey closely.
-First Person Pov Mikey Martinez-
'Hey system how much gold do I have right now?'.
[40.]
'Show me the shop right now I wanna see what I can buy.'
[Store]
[Super Healing Potion: This is a healing potion that restores 80% of his Health. Price 5 Gold.]
[Super Mana Potion: This is a mana potion that restores 80% of his Mana. Price: 5 Gold.]
[Rejuvenation Medicine: A drink that makes the Consumer have all their injuries healed and get one year physically younger. Price 50 Gold.]
[Focus Serum: A drink that Enhances all the brain's functions and speed by 10x for 5 hours. Price 20 Gold.]
[Magic Band: A bracelet that increases the strength and range of the wearer's Magic abilities by 20%. Price 100 Gold.]
[Full Meal: You can buy a full meal from your own world, food of your choice and drink of your choice. Price 1 Gold.]
[Current Special Selection: Shop Re-roll Costs 100 Gold]
[A 'Nice' Card: A card with the message 'Go Fuck Yourself' written on it in bold. Price: Free.]
[A Trains Super Speed: A-Train is able to move at inhuman speeds, appearing as a distorted blur of motion to onlookers. He can move around the speed of sound (767 miles per hour/1235 kilometers per hour). Price: 50k Gold]
[(Terraria) Molten Skull Rose: This is an accessory that represents the final upgrade of the Obsidian Skull. It grants immunity to fire, grants immunity to lava for 7 seconds (Lava immunity time is recharged gradually by exiting lava), and reduces damage taken from lava by 20%. Price: 2 Gold.]
[(Sonic: Paramount)Flames of Disaster: This is a powerful fire-based ability which Knuckles the Echidna stole from Iblis. The ability boosts a strength, agility, Dexterity and Vitality stats by +800%. The flames have the usual properties of flames, as the fire doesn't spread. Price: 200k Gold]
[Iron Monk: A skill developed by the system. All of the users physical unarmed attacks do +200% damage and when fighting user is +300% Faster. Price: 80 Gold]
[(Konosuba) Aqua: Aqua is one of the main protagonists of the KonoSuba series. Prior to life in the Fantasy World, she was a Goddess of Water who guided humans in the afterlife. She is worshipped in the Fantasy World by the Axis Order. Price: 1,070,890 Gold.]
[Cyberpunk) Military-Grade Sandevistan: The sandevistan is an operating system that is grafted into the spine, which allows user to boost their own speed and perception drastically. It allows user to move at Hypersonic (MACH 8.5) speeds, making the world around him move in slow motion by comparison. Price: 120,700 Gold]
[(D&D: Critical Role) Crimson Rite: User can invoke a rite of hemocraft that infuses users weapon strikes with elemental energy. While the rite is in effect, attacks the user makes with this weapon are magical, and deal Extra +10% Damage. A weapon can hold only 1 active rite at a time. Price: 30 Gold]
Well all of that's pretty nice except for the 'Nice' card... 'Hey system what's with the card?'
[What card?]
Oh, so that's how it is. Didn't think my system had feelings. That's something to keep in mind... just in case.
I scroll further down and stop. 'Also, why the hell is Aqua over a MILLION gold? She's useless.'
[Aqua is a Goddess of Water with immense mana reserves, extraordinary water generation, and the extremely rare purification power.]
'Yeah, yeah, and why is a whole-ass person on sale?'
[Simple. You can either summon them as a loyal companion or absorb their abilities.]
'That... kinda sounds like slavery.'
[It is.]
'Oh' Yea... I think I'll just be absorbing them.
'Buy Molten Skull Rose and Crimson Rite.'
[Molten Skull Rose and Crimson Rite Bought.]
[Would you like to equip Molten Skull Rose now.]
'Yup'
[Hidden or shown.]
'Hidden, it's looks pretty weird...'
[And are you sure you don't want the nice card? It's free~]
Oh, now it acknowledges the card. 'I'm sure.' I roll my eyes. I roll my eyes. Jeez I already apologized didn't I why is it holding a grudge.
I sudden feel something land on me and put me in a headlock. "HELLO!?" 'WHO DA HELL?'
I hear a young rough voice "YOU WILL SUBMIT TO INOSUKE THE MOUNTAIN KING" "wha-" before I can reply I'm lifted up and hit with a German Supplex.
[-9 Health]
I roll away, pushing off the ground to get distance. Wow that boar head is really unsettling. "HEY, What's your problem man?."
He jumps up on his feat and points at me... with like a rock sign? "I saw you" he starts circling me.
"Is- is that it?" I ask incredulously.
"I saw you fight. weaklings. Now fight me!." He was still circling me pointing at me with that damn rock sign.
'Wait a minute he has been following me for that long! HOW?! I kept checking my mini map and saw no one nearby other than animals.'
[His stealth skill must be higher than your perception.]
'Okay good to know my senses affect my mini map' "Hey man I don't wanna-" wait a minute 'I need to train somehow i'm not gonna find Demons every day'.
I bow to him "oh Mountain King" The ears on his boar mask somehow twitch don't wanna know how that works.
[New Skill gained, Acting: You have a very low knowledge of acting that can only fool idiots, basically porn acting. [Level 1. 0/100EXP] congratulations You're Amber heard]
'Fuck you.' "I have traveled far and wide to receive training from your... greatness." God I hope no one else is seeing this... I hear him let out a low giggle while steam? comes from the nose of his boar mask.
"Hehe well then in that case I can make you my minion and teach you my ways." ...What have I gotten myself into... "Tell me what's your name minion?"
"Mikey, Lord Inosuke!."
"Okay Saki-" '...really I just told you-' "-I'll take you but you have to do everything I tell you, GOT THAT MINION!."
"Yes Lord Inosuke!" Go along with it.
[New quest available]
[Boar Life: Train under Inosuke for an entire week and don't cheat.]
[Awards: Your own boar head mask, 200 Gold, 1,500 EXP, Poison Resistance, Enhanced Touch, Extrasensory Perception, and Beast Breathing.]
[Accept or Deny]
'...it's worth it Accept'
[Quest Accepted. Like up when you're done user.]
"I'm ready Lord Inosuke!"
"Let's go minion Likely." 'Motherfuc-'
-Time skip literally an hour later-
[Time 10:31AM]
I'm in mud... covered in it sitting in shame... I look over to my boar masked 'master' ...he's rolling in mud.
"Isn't this great minion Jinki" that's the twentieth time he's called me by the wrong name and that's barely close.
"Yea Lord Inosuke... it's great." I manage a smile.
"You need to roll around more that's the only way the training will work." I-I don't wanna.
[Failure to follow training or result in failure of the quest.]
'...'
[3...]
I lay down on the mud and roll around. "There ya go good job minion Kenji." I hate this guy that's not even close he's not even trying at this point.
-Time skip three hours later-
[Time 1:09 PM]
"Here you have to try some minion." My 'Master' holds up some bugs he got under a log while stuffing his face with his other hand.
"...Yes lord Inosuke" I grab the handful of bugs off his hand and just look at them as they crawl on my hand.
[You know the rules.]
I shove the bugs into my mouth and chew as fast as I can, feeling their juices burst from their bodies with every crunch while some crawl across my tongue.
[Good boy~]
'I hate you.' I keep chewing until I don't feel crawling anymore and swallow having to fight a gag. "Delicious right minion?" I just nod.
"Come on grab some more it's all we're gonna eat until we go hunting." I wanna cry. I just nodded and started eating more bugs one by one.
-Time skip Two Hours later-
[Time 3:17 PM]
I'm bored... but that's better than being covered in mud or eating bugs if I gotta be honest. 'Where is he even going. Observe'
[Name: Inosuke Hashibira]
[Stats
Health: 500/500
Stamina: 700/700
Mana: 0/0
Strength: 1900 Pounds
Speed: 537 Mph
IQ: 100
Relationship: 55/120
Description: Inosuke is a young man of average height and pale complexion with an extremely toned and muscular build for his age, he also has the face of woman. He is vital to the plot. He finds you nice to have around as your his first actual minion.]
'That's nice.' I look at him as he's on all fours for some reason... he's weirder in person than in the anime. 'Guess I should just ask.'
"Lord Inosuke where are we going?" I see him stop and turn to me.
"..." well he just ignored me. 'No choice but to keep following him.' We keep walking
An hour later he stopped at nearby a cabin. 'What's a cabin doing all the way out here?' I see him kneel down using some bushes as cover and I join him.
Inosuke then turns to me "Your training starts now minion, go in there, kill it." He then points to the cabin.
'What?'
[New Quest]
[Demon in the woods: As part of your training Inosuke is having you fight a low level demon.]
[Awards: Black Nichirin Brass Knuckles Upgrade and Total Concentration Breathing.]
[Accept or Deny]
"I Accept Lord Inosuke." I get up and start walking towards the cabin.
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First fight with a demon next chapter gonna try my best.
Any thoughts or suggestions?