So ever since my visit to Russia this time, I stopped believing the nonsense about Russia in the newspapers. The Russian populace is not as the newspapers portray, all submissive and loyal honest folks; they, like the people of Britain, know how to express their opinions. In my view, it is simply inconceivable that such a national upheaval would occur over this matter; if the Tsar could really act arbitrarily, how could he fail to promote even a potato?"
Hearing this, Arthur suddenly brightened, seemingly finding a point of entry.
Arthur spoke: "Regarding this, I might have an answer. When I was in university, I specialized in Russian history."
"Hmm?" asked the Earl of Dalmo: "Are you saying I'm wrong?"