King of Han felt a bit numb.
He suspected Zhou Li was some kind of shovel reincarnation from an ancient Tomb Raider Captain, specifically digging up his ancestors for Impure World Reincarnation to mess with his mind.
Why can you dig up just about anything?
"Tell me the truth."
King of Han hooked Zhou Li's shoulder, feigning a smile as he asked, "What have you been up to since you left Shangjing?"
"Impure World Reincarnation."
Zhou Li pushed away King of Han's seemingly unwashed hand, then said solemnly, "Also, Divine Heaven Expedition."
"Can you say something I understand?"
"Making Anshan flourish, turning a Ghost King yearning for death into a Transforming Mech Mother, plowing through the Tang Clan Ancestral Hall, and then putting all Major Sects on Dragon Tiger Mountain on eye medication."
Pausing briefly, Zhou Li recalled with lingering fear, "I also had several close calls of almost being violated."
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