Harry walked up to the high table, greeting various students as he did. He actually stopped halfway when a first year asked him for an autograph, he was a little embarrassed but gave it to her anyway. The girl squealed with joy as he walked away, he walked right past Ron and Hermione who were glaring at him and stopped at the table.
"Hello Professor Sprout" Harry greeted the Hufflepuff head of house first "how are you today?"
"Please, call me Pomona." She smiled "You're no longer a student here, you don't have to call any of us professor."
"Let's compromise and I'll call you all by your last names in public"
"Good enough" She replied "how are you today?"
"Great" Harry grinned "just got back from pissing off Voldemort"
"How did you do that?" Horace Slughorn asked, truthfully Harry didn't like nor dislike the man as he never sat in any of his classes, so Harry just decided to treat the man kindly unless he was given a reason not to.
"Simple, I interrupted a meeting he held in Malfoy manor and threatened him before I burnt the place down with fiendfyre." Slughorn's eyes widened at Harry's comment.
"Harry" Dumbledore spoke
"Flitwick" Harry approached the charms teacher and openly ignored the headmaster "how are you doing? I hope classes are good, how's your family?"
"Classes are going brilliantly!" The excitable man exclaimed "the first years are putting in a lot of effort, some are learning faster than others but that's always the case. But don't worry, you're still my favourite, thank you for asking. Oh, and as for family, my uncle passed away last month."
"Oh, I'm sorry, my condolences"
"It's quite alright" Flitwick waved a hand "I never knew him that well and he was quite old from what I was hearing, but one piece of good news is I have a cousin who is getting married next year. She just got engaged this week"
"Congratulations, you'll be an uncle soon."
"Harry" Dumbledore repeated "I want to…"
"Minnie!" Harry turned to McGonagall
"I did not remember permitting you to call me Minnie" She said as seriously as possible, but her lips twitched slightly.
"You didn't give my godfather permission but it didn't stop him, besides, we both know I'm your favourite"
"While that is true, please do not call me that"
"I won't" Harry nodded "not in public anyway" He added
"MR POTTER" Dumbledore shouted, he had finally lost his patience "what are you doing here?!"
"ALBUS WULFRIC PERCIVAL BRIAN DUMBLEDORE!" Harry shouted back in a perfect imitation of Molly Weasley, so perfect that he had actually copied her voice exactly "How dare you interrupt me when I am having a conversation with my friends?! I know you were raised to have better manners then that!" Ron hadn't even noticed the shiver that went down his body when he heard Potter imitate his mother.
"Oi!" He stood up "Don't make fun of my mum!"
"Would you prefer if I made fun of you?" Harry asked innocently "I really don't mind"
"Careful Potter, you don't scare me!" Ron pointed his wand at him, ignoring the slight trembling that came from his hand
"Keep talking" Harry said as he looked at Ron with an amused expression "if you keep doing that then maybe one day you will say something intelligent" Before Ron could fire off a shot, Hermione grabbed his arm and stopped him, she took away his wand.
"Ron, you know you can't beat him" She spoke before turning to Harry "and can you please not call him stupid"
"I wouldn't call him stupid, that'd be an insult...to stupid people."
"I am not stupid!" Ron shouted
"Ron, some people were dropped as babies but you were clearly thrown at a wall. If you were twice as smart as you were now then you would have upgraded from complete and utter moron to just moron"
"Harry! Stop insulting him!" Hermione ordered
"For what it's worth, I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid" Harry spoke softly, but still with a smile "I really thought you knew"
"Harry" Dumbledore spoke again
"Oh right" Harry sighed, before he turned to address the hall "I should let you all know, today I really did interrupt a meeting with Voldemort. When I was there I rescued the muggle studies teacher, Miss Burbage, I came here to let you know that she is safely in St Mungo's but I don't know how long she'll have to stay there."
"Awesome Harry" Neville clapped, so did Daphne, then Astoria joined in, then everyone else soon joined in. The hall took five minutes to die down from the clapping.
"Mr Potter" Dumbledore stood up "please accompany me to my office" Despite his words, Harry could tell Dumbledore just gave him an order.
"Why not?" Harry shrugged "I've got time to kill, go and gather your dogs and I'll meet you there."
Harry walked off, waving at the students as he did. Once he got to the headmasters office, Ginny mentally called and offered a short idea to annoy the three, or Hermione specifically. Naturally Harry agreed and she teleported to him using their soul bond. Meanwhile, Ron and Hermione were walking up to the office with Dumbledore.
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