"I know," Ino agreed, "Naruto got Forehead Girl's behavior down pack to the "T"."
"At least Naruto is willing to admit that Sasuke-kun is better than he is," one girl remarked.
"I wouldn't say that," Shikamaru replied in Naruto's defense, "Combining Kage Bushin with Henge is no easy feat. If it were anyone else in this class, we'd either be unconscious or dead from exhausting all of our chakra."
"Hn," "Sasuke" grunted in front of the class as "he" turned to face the class, "What would you know Shikamaru? The dobe can't even do a simple Bushin No Jutsu, let alone pass any of Iruka-sensei's exams. "
"Like Sasuke-kun said," "Sakura" added, "When it comes to skills, smarts, abilities and physique, Sasuke-kun is gifted in practically everything."
"I-I…I wouldn't agree with you on that Sakura-san," "Hinata" interjected, "There are special things…that Naruto-kun is surprisingly…endowed with…other than massive stamina, chakra and a strong will to never give up."
"That's all that the dobe has going for him," "Sasuke" replied, "I can't see what's so special about those things."
"You're wrong," "Hinata" defended before a hot blush appeared on her face, "Naruto-kun is…en-d-dowed in a most unique way that far exceeds you Sasuke. Of this…I'm most certain."
"How can you be Hinata," "Sakura" asked, "How can you be so sure and confident in what you're saying?"
"That's because…," "Hinata" said with a small smile, "…I have Byakugan."
With that "Hinata" turned and exited the class, leaving "Sakura" and "Sasuke" to that about what they just heard. It wasn't long until "they" read between the lines.
"Because she has Byakuga-…HUH!," "Sakura" retorted with a contorted expression, "Hey, wait a minute! Come back here! What you implying about my Sasuke-kun?"
"Sakura" ran out of the room in pursuit of "Hinata," leaving "Sasuke" to stand there in utter disbelief at what "Hinata" was saying. By this time, all of the boys except Sasuke were in tears die-laughing at the implications of "Hinata's" words. Shino, though not among the laughing boys, had raised eye brows upon understanding the situation being played out. Sasuke however was seething in rage and the girls didn't know what to think. But it didn't end there.
"Sasuke" looked down at "his" pants, and pulled both the front of it and "his" underwear open enough for "him" to take a good look at "his" package with a questionable facial expression. This caused the other boys in class to laugh harder, some had doubled over by this point and others were banging their desks with their fists from the sheer intensity of their laughter. Releasing his pants and underwear, "Sasuke" went over to the desk and picked up a 1-foot ruler that was resting on top of the desk.
"I'm going to go measure it," "Sasuke" decided as "he" turned and exited the class with the ruler in hand. That caused some of the still laughing boys to fall off their seats as their laughter grew louder. Kiba, Chouji, Shikamaru and a few others were struggling to catch their breaths as their sides started hurting from the amount of laughter coming out of them. The girls turned to look at Sasuke and saw the look at intense anger fuming from his expression.
"Hinata," one of the girls asked in bewilderment, "Is what was said really true about Sasuke-kun?"
Hinata sighed at the stunt Naruto just pulled, "…I never pulled such a stunt; therefore I have no knowledge of Sasuke's anatomy."
Hinata though was more annoyed that her boyfriend used her bloodline limit as reference to deliver the brutal punch-line to Sasuke's pride.
"Still," the same girl insisted, "Do you think you can do me a favor and see if Sasuke-kun is really packing a nice size package?"
"Please…," Hinata replied with a tone that showed both annoyance and disinterest, "Don't ask me to use my bloodline for something like that."
Just then, Naruto walked into the class and saw the scene before him.
"Hey," Naruto asked acting like he wasn't aware of anything that took place in class, "What did I miss? Why is everyone laughing?"
Naruto looked at Sasuke and "murder" was the look Sasuke gave him.
"What's wrong with you Sasuke," Naruto asked as if he was clueless to the situation, "What's with that damn look you're giving me? By the way, I found this ruler in the bathroom. I didn't know what you were using it for after you left it there on the sink but I made sure to thoroughly wash it before bringing it back to you."
"I'll kill you," Sakura screeched with massive bloodlust as she, Ino and several other girls rushed at Naruto. Everyone cringed at the vicious beating Naruto was getting.
"Damn," Kiba replied calming down from his long laughter, "I hadn't had a good laugh like that in a long time. But I'd hate to be in Naruto's shoes right now receiving the girls' monstrous rage and beating."
"Me too," a voice replied from behind. Everyone turned to see Naruto standing behind them with his hands in his pocket.
"I don't think that practice dummy deserves such vicious brutality from our supposed future kunoichis," Naruto remarked. Sakura and the other girls looked to see that the 'Naruto' they were beating up was in fact a life size target practice dummy dressed in the same clothes as Naruto. But an added feature to this dummy was a note taped on its chest that read 'Fan-Girl Anger Release Management Plushy.'
"I switched and substituted with that dummy seconds before the girls a chance to hit me," Naruto grinned with a huge smile on his face, "Their reaction was so predictable."
"He's mocking us and Sasuke-kun," Ino growled as she threw the dummy to the floor.
"You girls only have yourselves to blame for letting your guards down and becoming easy targets for me," Naruto replied. Mizuki was stifling his own laughter while Iruka was shaking his head at everything that played out.
Naruto in the meantime went over and gave a folded note to Hinata. Looking at the note, Hinata opened and read the note to herself. Her face became darkened red upon reading the poetry Naruto wrote.
In the note, it read:
I passed all of Iruka-sensei's stupid tests
All the while dreaming of your splendid breasts
Knowing that you above all else have the hottest ass
Let's soon meet up after class
"N…Na-Naruto-kun," Hinata remarked, "What…What am I going to do with you?"
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