"What the hell do you mean?! My mother was raped into having me?!" Noysd shouted as he stormed up to the god, grabbing him by the neck.
"Hey now, don't go around choking gods," the god replied coolly, seemingly unfazed.
"EXPLAIN!" Noysd demanded, releasing his grip, his heart pounding in a mix of fury and confusion.
"Fine... first, my name is Prime Gester, and I'm the god of information. Now, to explain this to you... which version do you want? The short one or the long one?" Prime asked, a hint of mischief in his eyes.
"I don't have time for this," Noysd growled, a vein throbbing on his forehead.
(me: But I do.)
"The short version? Alright… Ahem... You see, when your mother and father were in their fourth year of marriage, they got a new neighbor—let's call him Roku. They went to greet this new neighbor, and Roku welcomed the married couple into his home. As they talked, Roku couldn't help but steal glances at your mother, who was both young and beautiful.
Roku asked, 'How long have you two been dating?'
Your father proudly replied, 'Oh, we've been married for eight years now,' showcasing their wedding rings with glee.
'Oh, have you two started planning on having kids?' Roku inquired with feigned interest.
'Of course, we have,' your father responded, while your mother giggled at his playful demeanor.
'Would you like some tea?' Roku offered, donning a facade of hospitality.
'Sure!' they said in unison.
Roku, with a sinister smile, stood up and went to the kitchen. He added an aphrodisiac to your mother's cup and a sleeping drug to your father's drink. After preparing everything, he served the tea. For five months, your mother was raped without your father knowing. When he eventually found out, your mother nearly killed herself upon discovering she was pregnant with Roku's child.
As for Roku, your father unleashed his fury, beating him to a pulp and throwing him in jail for life—specifically, a 'gay jail,' if one can imagine such a thing. The details of how the courtroom session unfolded are too lengthy to explain, but let's just say your father was friends with the prosecutor, who was all too happy to help him "procure justice."
And that's how your mother was raped into having you," Prime concluded with an air of nonchalance.
"Huh?! Can't she just abort me?!" Noysd exclaimed, an eyebrow raised incredulously.
"Well... you see, your father became suspicious of your mother's pregnancy because they hadn't been intimate for a year—that's how he figured it out in the first place," Prime paused dramatically.
"So you're saying I was already a fetus by then?!" Noysd shouted, his veins threatening to burst from his temples.
"Sounds about right... I guess," Prime replied, shrugging.
"When I find this guy—"
"Just remember, Noysd," Prime interrupted, "you were the unfortunate result of an uninvited guest. I suppose you could say that makes you a 'crash baby.'"
Noysd fell silent and look at prime"that wasn't a good one"noysd said as he slap prime
"ow.... i'm still learning
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"so lihoo why did you take this job?"javier ask as he eat a chip
"well...it has to do with tropika"lihoo said as he hold javier from eating another chip
"i see..."javier said as he throw lihoo to the bed and eat the remaining computer chips
TO BE CONTINUED