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Chapter 169 - Commercial: Aperture Science Presents: The Sword of the Herald Flying Sword (with Herald Command Glove)

Ever wanted to command your own flying sword—just like Sen from the movies? Now you can! Introducing the Sword of the Herald™, Aperture's latest innovation in high-quality, drone-propelled fun.

Features:

Lightweight, impact-resistant plastic and foam blade for safe play indoors or out.Built-in stabilization and altitude limits for smooth, impressive aerial maneuvers—without unexpected heroics.Herald Command Glove for intuitive, gesture-based controls. Point, wave, summon, and direct your sword with a flick of the wrist.

Powered by patented Aperture sodium-based batteries.

Important Safety Notice:

The Sword of the Herald™ Flying Sword is a toy, not a weapon or means of transportation.For demonstration and cosplay only. 

Do not attempt to stand on, ride, or "surf" the sword.Aperture accepts no responsibility for injuries caused by attempts to fly, duel monsters, or enforce justice with this product. Defense against extradimensional entities is not covered by warranty.

Professional Hero Disclaimer:

Heroic deeds are performed by highly-trained, fully licensed operatives. Successful completion of the Hero Certification Program is required for professional hero work. If you are interested in that career path, we firmly recommend Aperture University.

Legal:

Parental supervision recommended for children under 12.Not suitable for close-quarters sibling combat.Some assembly required. Sword does not grant superpowers, admissions preference, or right of passage to the Enrichment Centre.

Aperture Science Sword of the Herald™—Fly with Style, Play with Confidence. Because even heroes start with practice.

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